Fuck the Bruins I guess
09.02.2026 03:33 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0@miiiike.bsky.social
Fuck the Bruins I guess
09.02.2026 03:33 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Computer show me this guys balls
09.02.2026 03:24 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0No
09.02.2026 03:00 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Both teams went to the Bears school of waiting until the 4th quarter to start playing.
09.02.2026 02:41 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0That commercial for AI is the worst thing that Matthew Broderick has ever done
09.02.2026 01:36 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Iโm switching to the after dark feed until Bad Bunny
09.02.2026 01:04 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Iโve had a staggering lack of cum in my mouth lately. Gonna need to change it soon.
08.02.2026 06:35 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0My nephew knows that I saw an owl once so now I get calls that go โUncle Mike I need to see your owl!โ
06.02.2026 23:28 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0The idea of each sequel going to a lower level of formula racing. The anti fast and furious.
05.02.2026 18:43 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Needing to be somewhat productive today is the worst thing that has ever happened to me
03.02.2026 19:24 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Yeah total chop. You should post another one to make up for it
03.02.2026 19:04 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Checking out
03.02.2026 18:50 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Misjudged a load today and shot myself in the face
03.02.2026 03:30 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0My two moods are horny and tummy ache
01.02.2026 23:29 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Delta Workโs green couch vibes rant was all I could think of after Janeโs runway commentary
31.01.2026 01:51 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0The irony of people going on twitter to complain about how TikTok is ruined
26.01.2026 06:47 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Bad news. I just checked on the guy I have one sided beef with and he seems to be doing well.
26.01.2026 05:45 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I really donโt give a shit about that guy who climbed a skyscraper
26.01.2026 00:18 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0The assignment was very much forgotten
24.01.2026 02:00 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Limiting each meal to 2500 calories is an unreasonable goal
21.01.2026 01:41 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0I love how the judges notes for the bottom two was โyou should have stayed one noteโ and โyou stayed one noteโ
17.01.2026 02:59 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Gonna be late for Drag Race because of a family emergency. (Nephew forgot his bear)
10.01.2026 00:06 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Just saw someone doing their part by posting โboycott iceโ on their story and nothing else
08.01.2026 20:50 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0So bored at work I might actually do my job
08.01.2026 01:03 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0The โsurprise no one goes home!โ for episode 1 and f4 can be left out of future seasons.
03.01.2026 04:40 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Delusional predictions of the tops and bottoms on untucked are back!
03.01.2026 02:48 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Does this mean no more guest judge interruptions during untucked?
03.01.2026 02:16 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0If Cardi B had that reaction to one of my looks I would never been seen or heard from again
03.01.2026 02:01 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0My pregame to the Heated Rivalry finale was the Family Stone. So yeah Iโm feeling totally chill.
26.12.2025 07:55 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0It reminds him too much of the 2012 election
20.12.2025 02:59 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0