From a Deckchair on the Iceberg

From a Deckchair on the Iceberg

@different-iceberg.bsky.social

'It's ALL Aero, it's ALL variable, and it's ALL a useful shambles' ๐ŸŒฌ๏ธ ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ’จ 'Energy is the most self-loathing quantitative property in the universe' ๐Ÿ˜ก

333 Followers 242 Following 1,301 Posts Joined Nov 2024
5 days ago

๐ŸŽธ ๐ŸŽต

๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ‘

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5 days ago
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๐Ÿค”

They aid getting 'under the paint' while flat on the tank. TT1s were never 'scratchers', they were long & low and the strategy was to exploit their immense stabillity to keep it pinned on wide, arcing lines. A lot of pilots who came up on 125s favored this bend...

.. as in one Jarno Saarinen ๐Ÿ˜‰

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5 days ago
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๐Ÿ‘Š๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ‘

'Puro' ๐Ÿ˜

1978 Works Ducati 900 NCR TT1

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5 days ago

๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ ๐Ÿ˜ฌ ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ท

If you changed 'Doomsday Machine' to 'Religious Fanatics'...

.. you could re-release Dr. Strangelove today with no further edits ๐Ÿ˜ 

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6 days ago
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At times like these it always helps to read some William Butler Yeats

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6 days ago
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๐Ÿค”

Cui bono?

As LNG demand rose sharply, supply has remained barely ahead. Now source #3, Qatar, is offline, sending Euro cost up 40%.

Ozzie LNG goes to ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ณ ๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ต ๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡ท, so two options: Pay Trump for a place in line... or let Uncle Vlad back in by the pantry door. Both stink like a whorehouse at low tide ๐Ÿ˜Ÿ

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6 days ago
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๐Ÿ˜  Chaff โฌ…๏ธ ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ท โžก๏ธ Wheat ๐Ÿ˜€
Autรณdromo Internacional de Goiรขnia

MGP truth serum w/fuck-all data to fall back on. Players = quick off the trailer. Punters = not. BRUTAL on R-Tyre RH side.

3X fast R's (sorry, Marc) then horseshoe to infield. Look for overtakes T6, T9/10, T12. Look for legends T13 & T1 ๐Ÿ‘

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6 days ago
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๐Ÿค”

Because: Why sack the organ grinder and keep the monkey? ๐Ÿ˜ˆ

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6 days ago

โš“๏ธ ๐Ÿ˜ 

"This is your Captain: Ensign Noem has been promoted to Laundry & Morale Officer. That is all."

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1 week ago

๐Ÿค”

He'll sort the Pirelli's before the rest, like he sorted the Michelin's in 2016 when, I would argue, the Yamaha was still the better bike.

He's not physically the knife-fighter he once was, but in a barroom brawl he's still going to get on with the cutting part first. With or without Ducati ๐Ÿ˜ˆ

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1 week ago
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๐Ÿคช

Call me loopy, but...

1. MM93 would love to end his career alongside Diogo... then beat him like a rented mule.

2. Sharkboy's stock is up. I'll beleive it's Ducati when he's gaffed & in the boat.

3. FQ20's is down. Criticism of your employer remains a venal sin in Japan. A mortal one at HRC ๐Ÿ˜ 

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1 week ago

โ™ฅ๏ธ w/Kurds, but...

Ummah's options if Kurds march on Tehran beneath American/Israeli shield? (Shia/Sunni divide is a pimple on the ass the two perceived Great Satan's). Best Ummah outcome? Token support for Iran & peace deal. Worst? No support = internal chaos & extremists holding Pakistan's Nukes.

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1 week ago

๐Ÿค”

Need more context, mate: From Earth... or the ISS? ๐Ÿ™ˆ ๐Ÿ˜†

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1 week ago
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๐Ÿค”

Maths of Hormuz in the Drone Age:

Dept of Proactive Defensive Stance says USN to escort Tankers within a rock toss of Iran.

e.g. IJN Yamato vs. 1K PT boats: How many plywood wonders can the BB swat before ingesting 50+ angry little explosive fish? Now do DDG in a narrow strait vs drone swarm ๐Ÿ˜ฌ

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1 week ago
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๐Ÿค”

Quick reminder: The Hundred Years' War...

.. wasn't called that when it started ๐Ÿ˜ 

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1 week ago
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Well that's the magic of AI, innit, mate?

Just how quickly a vast array of tarted-up gaming chips can definitively exclude from consideration any examples of nations using nukes... and losing.

Ergo... ๐Ÿ˜ง

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1 week ago
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'Bezz the Lad' (BTL) is just too right ๐Ÿ‘

And if @matoxley.bsky.social really wanted us to stop nicking his stuff...

.. he'd fix that dodgy lock on his pantry door, wouldn't he? ๐Ÿ˜†

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1 week ago
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๐ŸงŠ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ˜‰

'Inlet Ports' in Bezz's leathers that KC is describing. They align with the outlets of his Aprilia's ducts to deliver cool air to the pilot ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ‘

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1 week ago
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Apriliaโ€™s MotoGP Rider Cooling System Many systems have been developed to keep racing motorcycles at the proper temperature on the track, but what about the rider?

โ˜ƒ๏ธโ„๏ธ

And nobody's cooler than Kevin Cameron...

.. racing journalism's answer to: 'the other side of the pillow' ๐Ÿ˜Ž

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1 week ago

๐Ÿค”

Maybe it's me, but: "Flee for you lives and devil take the hindmost"...

.. perhaps isn't wholly indicative of a sound regional foreign policy ๐Ÿ˜ง

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๐Ÿ’ฐ ๐Ÿฆˆ๐Ÿ’จ

Like what, mate... a live shark auction? We'll hear when a gavel bangs:

'I have โ‚ฌ3.4m from Ducati. Do I hear..."

"โ‚ฌ5.5m from the gentleman in the kimono..."

"Did I mention this shark now flies? That's โ‚ฌ6.5m from Italy..."

"โ‚ฌ7.5m + Flash Motor-Home from our Japanese bidder. Do I hear..." ๐Ÿ˜ˆ

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1 week ago

๐ŸŒ›๐Ÿ˜ตโ€๐Ÿ’ซโ˜•โ˜•โ˜•

Yes to both ๐Ÿ˜†

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1 week ago
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Michelin reveals what caused Marc Marquezโ€™s dramatic Thai GP tyre puncture Aggressive kerbs and high track temperature have been cited as key factors behind Marquezโ€™s Buriram retirement

Whoops... forgot the link ๐Ÿ˜ง

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Bad Luck? ๐ŸŽฒ๐ŸŽฒ

"God does not play dice". But DOES determine Mg creep-strain values for high-stress at T โ‰ˆ 150ยฐ C...then has Himself a good chuckle ๐Ÿ˜ˆ

PS, Elevated ambient & track Tยฐ don't 'heat' wheels & tyres. They degrade their ability to shed the 300-500 ยฐC from everyone's engine & exhaust bits ๐Ÿฅต

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๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿš€

When your strategy for finishing the race is taken from Apollo 13

"Houston, we have a problem. Fuck you mean 'try breathing less?'..."

๐Ÿ“ท Pecco's rear tyre after the Buriram GP ๐Ÿ˜ง

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1 week ago

๐Ÿค”

Nutted by his own success ๐Ÿ˜ฌ

Principle cause of rear tyre over-heating was spin. But Ducati became so good at silky smooth weight transfer & sublime TC the issue appeared to be solved. So why not simplify things & drop the scoops?

Great, until you run into an outlier condition... like today ๐Ÿ˜ 

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1 week ago

๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ‘

Same a few years back (either Iannone or BatMav, I forget) when Brembo mandated their super big rotors, w/fuck-all rim clearance, for Austria. Front wheel got so hot the bead folded over a curb like warm butter and tire deflated RIGHT NOW.

Rotor thermal shields & scoops came shortly after ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ˜ฌ

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Wheel heated above safe Tยฐ hits curb -> deforms -> tire pops off -> hits MORE curbs.

Wheel heated by efficient tire bead conduction, but cooled by less efficient air convection. Hot air = MUCH less.

Can't lower air Tยฐ to increase wheel cooling, so lower tire Tยฐ via scoops to lessen wheel heating.

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1 week ago

๐Ÿป๐Ÿป๐Ÿป๐Ÿฅฃ

Rear Tire Cooling-Scoops ๐Ÿค”

๐Ÿ˜‰ Aprilia = Mega
๐Ÿ˜ KTM = Moderate
๐Ÿ˜  Ducati = Fuck-All

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๐Ÿฅ‡๐Ÿพ

Win it or Bin it... but ALWAYS Pin it ๐Ÿ‘Š๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ‘

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