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Found the Benny Hill version! ๐Ÿ˜‚

08.10.2025 15:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Although I prefer this!

08.10.2025 15:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
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Et voila

08.10.2025 15:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Had to work out how to do it for our own brand of silliness, think Benny Hill over the top worked best

08.10.2025 14:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Et voila

08.10.2025 13:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Et voila

08.10.2025 13:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Dr. Jane Goodall filmed an interview with Netflix in March 2025 that she understood would only be released after her death.

05.10.2025 09:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 37637    ๐Ÿ” 16913    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 806    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2382
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Iain Banks: the final interview Iain Banks died last Sunday, just before the publication of his final novel The Quarry. Last month he talked to Stuart Kelly about writing, politics and all the things still left to do . . .

โ€œI mean, your societyโ€™s broken, so who should we blame? Should we blame the rich, powerful people who caused it? No letโ€™s blame the people with no power & no money & these immigrants who donโ€™t even have the vote, yeah it must be their fucking fault.โ€

โ€”Iain Banks
www.theguardian.com/books/2013/j...

16.09.2025 13:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 869    ๐Ÿ” 379    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 11    ๐Ÿ“Œ 27
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A mass walkout of the UN General Assembly as Netanyahu prepares to speak.

26.09.2025 13:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 20851    ๐Ÿ” 5171    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1018    ๐Ÿ“Œ 679
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I love when a photo doesn't even need a caption ๐Ÿคฃ

22.09.2025 16:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 556    ๐Ÿ” 170    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 29    ๐Ÿ“Œ 11
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Dutch late night TV has its take

19.09.2025 14:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 21034    ๐Ÿ” 9023    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 520    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2100
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Hereโ€™s some dog content to temporarily distract you from the mess happening in the world

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Motherfucking wind farmsโ€ฆ

30.07.2025 17:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 47003    ๐Ÿ” 17695    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1149    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2380
Cartoon with corporate media asking U.S. Government how it would like "Control of Internet Speech" wrapped: Anti-terrorism or protect kids

Cartoon with corporate media asking U.S. Government how it would like "Control of Internet Speech" wrapped: Anti-terrorism or protect kids

t's amazing how this is from more than 20 years ago but very well could have been from today.

28.07.2025 20:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 13424    ๐Ÿ” 5104    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 61    ๐Ÿ“Œ 60

Usually on Independence Day I eat a medically unsafe number of hotdogs and then, while waiting for the fireworks to start, talk about cool stuff adjacent to the bits of history everyone knows, like how it took six weeks for Britain to even *find out* about the Declaration, and how it was reported

05.07.2025 00:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1980    ๐Ÿ” 305    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 26    ๐Ÿ“Œ 72

Man, why can't the world just be normal for a few days

13.06.2025 00:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 813    ๐Ÿ” 86    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 35    ๐Ÿ“Œ 6
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San Diego neighborhood makes ICE agents retreat

02.06.2025 21:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 39299    ๐Ÿ” 10187    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2156    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2639
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PhD Timeline xkcd.com/3081

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Iryna "Cheka" Tsibukh, a combat medic.

Now decorated with the Hero of Ukraine title.

Posthumously...

26.02.2025 23:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2083    ๐Ÿ” 346    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 82    ๐Ÿ“Œ 14
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Google is tripe kosher All Images Videos Shopping Forums News Al Overview Learn more : Whether tripe is kosher depends on the religion of the cow. Kosher meat can be ordered online, including kosher beef tripe. ~ Generative Al is experimental.

I donโ€™t know if Google can top this, their finest work to date

25.02.2025 06:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11136    ๐Ÿ” 3243    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 174    ๐Ÿ“Œ 335
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๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿฅฃ๐Ÿ˜ณ ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป

15.02.2025 13:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 14451    ๐Ÿ” 4195    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 559    ๐Ÿ“Œ 504
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Good morning to this man, and this man only #bbcqt

14.02.2025 08:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 21673    ๐Ÿ” 6024    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 526    ๐Ÿ“Œ 489
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FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States WASHINGTONโ€”Putting the nation on alert against what it has described as a โ€œhighly credible terrorist threat,โ€ the FBI announced today that it has uncovered a plot by members of al-Qaeda to sit back an...

FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States

05.02.2025 18:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 69207    ๐Ÿ” 16033    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1076    ๐Ÿ“Œ 976
โ€œHi Chris, this is Jill from Newsmax-โ€œ continues on to ask me to appear on a Super Bowl preview segment

My response - โ€œHi Jill, thanks for reaching out, unfortunately I have a strict policy of not working with people who back autocrats and dictators, let alone those are at this very moment in the process of destroying the constitutional separation of power that makes companies like you own able to function independently, as opposed to be government propaganda, so Iโ€™m going to have to regretfully decline.โ€

โ€œHi Chris, this is Jill from Newsmax-โ€œ continues on to ask me to appear on a Super Bowl preview segment My response - โ€œHi Jill, thanks for reaching out, unfortunately I have a strict policy of not working with people who back autocrats and dictators, let alone those are at this very moment in the process of destroying the constitutional separation of power that makes companies like you own able to function independently, as opposed to be government propaganda, so Iโ€™m going to have to regretfully decline.โ€

Sometimes you just have to say โ€œfuck youโ€ with a flourish

05.02.2025 18:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 62723    ๐Ÿ” 7817    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1630    ๐Ÿ“Œ 504
Welcome to 2025. No one reads your website or watches your TV show. Subscription revenue will never truly replace ad revenue and ad revenue is never coming back. All of your influence is now determined by algorithms owned by tech oligarchs that stole your ad revenue and they not only hate you, personally, but have aligned themselves with a president that also hates you, personally. The information vacuum you created by selling yourself out for likes and shares and Facebook-funded pivot-to-video initiatives in the 2010s has been filled in by random โ€œnews influencers,โ€ some of which are literally using ChatGPT to write their posts. While many others are just making shit up to go viral. And the people taking over the country currently have spent the last decade, in public, I might add, crafting a playbook โ€” one you dismissed โ€” that, if successful, means the end of everything that resembles America. And that includes our free and open and lazy mainstream media. And theyโ€™re pretty confident itโ€™ll succeed because, unlike you, they know how broken the internet is now and are happy to take advantage of it. While Iโ€™m sure it feels very professional to continue playing stenographer in your little folding chair at the White House, theyโ€™re literally replacing you with podcasters as we speak. So this is it. Adapt or die. Or at the very least, die with some dignity

Welcome to 2025. No one reads your website or watches your TV show. Subscription revenue will never truly replace ad revenue and ad revenue is never coming back. All of your influence is now determined by algorithms owned by tech oligarchs that stole your ad revenue and they not only hate you, personally, but have aligned themselves with a president that also hates you, personally. The information vacuum you created by selling yourself out for likes and shares and Facebook-funded pivot-to-video initiatives in the 2010s has been filled in by random โ€œnews influencers,โ€ some of which are literally using ChatGPT to write their posts. While many others are just making shit up to go viral. And the people taking over the country currently have spent the last decade, in public, I might add, crafting a playbook โ€” one you dismissed โ€” that, if successful, means the end of everything that resembles America. And that includes our free and open and lazy mainstream media. And theyโ€™re pretty confident itโ€™ll succeed because, unlike you, they know how broken the internet is now and are happy to take advantage of it. While Iโ€™m sure it feels very professional to continue playing stenographer in your little folding chair at the White House, theyโ€™re literally replacing you with podcasters as we speak. So this is it. Adapt or die. Or at the very least, die with some dignity

No one doing it like @garbageday.email right now. The venom. The concision.

29.01.2025 20:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 511    ๐Ÿ” 162    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
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Desert Island Discs - Nick Cave, singer and writer - BBC Sounds Nick Cave, singer and writer, shares the soundtrack of his life with Lauren Laverne.

Here's the link to the show www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/...

26.01.2025 11:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

@cavalorn.bsky.social

20.01.2025 13:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
I knew one day Iโ€™d have to watch powerful men burn the world down โ€“ I just didnโ€™t expect them to be such losers

I knew one day Iโ€™d have to watch powerful men burn the world down โ€“ I just didnโ€™t expect them to be such losers

Can a headline alone be eligible for a Pulitzer?

17.01.2025 21:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 78600    ๐Ÿ” 17162    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 757    ๐Ÿ“Œ 552

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