Ummm, first he plead guilty and then he confessed his guilt when he accepted the pardon, so, why does anyone owe him anything?

“Nobel Peace Prize here I come!”

Same.

The Cinnabon. Not the guiena pig.

Did you pick it out and continue to eat it?

My wish is coming true! First he eats shit. Next …

Donald Trump’s America is taxpayers paying farmers to grow crops only to let them rot unsold while grocery store prices are through the roof as he tells us everything is cheaper than ever despite the fact that he has never been shopping in a grocery store in his entire life.

@kilmeade is what happens when a junior varsity stormtrooper makes a wish upon a can of bronzer to become a tongue in a world of unlicked boots

Painting of the Boston Massacre with the quote "Yield Man! Let the troops come into your city"

RULE ABOUT AMERICAN FLAGS:

If you burn the fabric part, you're looking at jail.

But it you use the pole part to assault a police officer, you get a presidential pardon, praise, and some cash.

does anyone know tom brady's cosmetic surgeon? im thinking of having some tasteful, barely noticeable, very very natural looking work done. just little tucks here or there.

actually, gosh, maybe he hasnt done anything at all. now im second guessing myself. forget i mentioned it. love ya tom!

“Obama committed treason!” is the new “They’re eating the dogs! They’re eating the cats!”

Stupid question: did the press follow up on this and point out that Trump appointed him?

I will hang up and listen to the response.

“Not one dime”. This foots with red state mentality — take more from the blue states than the blue states take, take less from the red states than the red states take, and call the blue states Communists. Rinse and repeat.

(D) disappointment

Silver linings

He is a giant catturd.

“Betty White is Jaws in Jaws 16, the Golden Years”

People

You welcome

Starting pardon clock!

Next up: JD explains that thinking that NAZI Germany was evil is stupid, too.

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We do not have the resources to give due process to deportees, but we have the resources to prosecute battery by spitting. Of course.

Don Jr is not only despicable human garbage, he has unknowing confessed he likes to have people’s fingers up his asshole.

It’s 10 pm on a Sunday night and Republicans on the Budget Committee are cutting food assistance, health care, and access to education to give billionaires a tax break.

Raiders of the Lost Ark was made in 1981 and set in 1936, so an equivalent movie made today would be set in… 1980.

Ima go lie down.