Chells

an ms paint style pixel art drawing of shrek singing “where is your boy tonight i hope he is a gentleman”

shrek

I haven’t been able to stop thinking about this description of AJ Hawk lmfao.

Hell is being surrounded by all the other people typing when you’re at an office. I don’t remember how I used to tolerate this five days a week. Hallelujah for hybrid roles.

BUT WHEW PEOPLE ARE LOUD

I need to learn to make borscht like immediately

Was grumpy all day for idk why reasons but omg did Moscow on the Hill in St Paul turn my day immaculate

They have meaning but you’re not sure what and you know it’s bad to get rid of but you don’t particularly want.

Liminal space goods.

Well I’m intrigued by the things that create clutter:

Gifts you received you feel bad donating

Family heirlooms you’re stuck holding on to

Lucky items

Coffee mugs

Holiday decorations

Mass produced travel souvenirs like shot glasses
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Also, officer worker apparel and desk toys over the years

A woman cradles her clearly distressed cat cat in her arms. She says "the cat's so upet since we took him to the vet..." We cut away to the cat observing a long haired beared man with a piece sign headband and sunglasses cut up lines and says "I still see the face of the children I killed in my dreams." In the background there is a poster of Bart Simpson in an army helmet saying "Desert Storm Sucked" and a boombox plays "Black Hole Sun". The veteran takes a big SNIFFFFF of coke. He pinches his bleeding nose and says "man, I was so fucked up when Chris Cornell died."

Oh wow I was thinking just yesterday about how I couldn’t finish, “The Name of the Wind,” and thought I was only irrationally hating it. Well. Seems I have rationale now. (Couldn’t finish that blog post either. Yuck.)

you ever stumble across an old post and wonder who this long-winded dipshit is right before you see your screen name

girl would you love YOURSELF if u were a worm

Minnesota posting

Hey, the common loon called. Yeah, it was hauntingly beautiful

Ewwwww

It’s @omarfatehmn.com or bust.

I can’t vote because I’m not in MPLS but I’m all in for boosting a DSA comrade.

Democrat insistence that trans rights are a “purity test” rather than the bare minimum of a functioning society will doom their party out of existence. Just like their insistence that ending a genocide was a “purity test”

What tour

I will survive this administration and whatever follows it entirely out of spite

There is no task I hate more than driving, and every minute I spend on the road is a waste. I fear for my life every single time.

omfg they finally made a chocolate one

Sterling Sharpe is so fun in this interview and I’m so glad he’s another HoF Packer

What a glorious doink

The Rocky Horror Picture Show has officially joined the One Million Watched Club on Letterboxd 💋

hell yea, real preseason football starting with a kickoff return fumble

If your forest isn't enchanted, go fuck yourself

I am watching football. This is good.

I wish a very happy “fuck you” to everyone who thought throwing trans people under the bus was going to stop these lunatics

Their goal has *always* been the eradication of the entire LGBTQ+ community, and they’re not gonna stop at Obergefell either

This is why we fight for *everyone*

Maybe 10 years ago: Technology is great and makes my life easier in many ways
Now (holding a big caveman club): We must destroy machine

[breathing steadily at my third rodeo] Okay … okay … some of this is feeing familiar

I would rather die than create an account to continue

Took my stupid walk for my stupid mental health tonight. I also drank water today. I’m basically my own tamagotchi.