Carolan_Ivey

From class to crass. 😖

FedEx did that to me after a foot surgery. By the time I got to the door the driver was almost back to his truck. I yelled - and I KNOW he heard me - but he hopped in and drove off.

She’s a waste of oxygen.

Reminds me of the fanfic “Blackbird” 💜💙

😬

Please don't drop into my DMs with just a "hi how are you" and expect me to engage. I probably won't, and may in fact block you. State your business, or remind me of how we're acquainted. Met at a conference, FB friends, need my blurb services, fellow YOI fan, etc. #wallsareup

Describe yourself with 5 items from your altar.

- Fluorite crystal point
- Quartz cluster
- Quan Yin figurine
- Green Man clay face
- Driftwood from the PNW

Gaaaaah you are evil!
LOL

Also #carolanivey

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Trad published, indie published, self published, sweet to dirty, M/F to M/M to poly to all combinations of LGBTQIA+, I welcome all (ahem) comers for blurb and marketing copywriting work!
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This never gets old!

I mean, what choice do we have? :(

I was thinking about it yesterday and you know what? The last time I felt truly hopeful for the future of our country was during the Obama years.

It's baffling to me why Americans will vote a buffoon into office when a perfectly qualified woman is running.

It's a lot of fun. :)

Hello! I am:
Author of four romance titles (2 still in print)
Book blurb and marketing copywriter for thousands of other titles
Reading: Currentl hooked on M/M romance
Currently reading: "The Nightmare Before Kissmas" by Sara Raasch
Fanfic writer
Motorcycle rider
Nice to meet you!

My theory is that during a Pride Week fun run, Viktor spotted the dog adoption booth and tried to make off with ALL the dogs. :)

#victuuri forever! 💙💜

Good morning!

TomJake as Victuuri from Yuri on Ice!

They look so good in the pair skate outfits and Tom and Jake canonically ice skate soooo here is

Jake as Victor (the flirts)
Tom as Yuuri (anxiety kings)

#dctwt #dcbs #disventurecamp #tomjake #dcas #jakedc #tomdc #yurionice

The best course of social media action? Do. Not. Engage. Their algorithm boosts depend on our outrage. Block and ignore. They HATE that. 🙂

#yurionice #yoi

Where does a clothespin fit into this? :)

Don’t mind me, just establishing my hashtags. Nothing to see here. 🙂 #theblurbwizard
#myblurbbabies

Intro post: Book blurb and marketing copywriter. Published author. Lover of ALL subgenres of romance straight to queer, tame to taboo. Fanfic on AO3. Victuuri 4ever (IYKYK) 🙂