Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab

A graphic combining pie emojis, a screencap from "Murder, She Wrote" depicting Angela Lansbury in VR headset, and a backdrop of Matrix-style cascading green numerals. Text reads: "Four Free Samples: Cyber Monday"

You didn't miss it! Four free 1/32oz samples of pie-themed perfumes will be popped into every order we receive until midnight tonight.

Post your favorite 'Transformers' character. Wrong answers only.

An illustration in the style of a Polaroid photo depicting a young goth with a surly expression sitting with Santa in the big chair. Santa is giving the camera a big thumbs up.

We’re all a little worried about JUSTIN, but his grades have improved since he started going to Rocky Horror with his new friends.

He smells of candy cane wrappers, eyeliner smudges, and an oversized black licorice hoodie.

An illustration in the style of a Polaroid photo depicting a young goth with big hair whispering something into Santa’s ear that has the old gent looking mighty uncomfortable

SMITHEREENA (they/she) splurged on a button-maker so she can sell unofficial merch while waiting in line at concerts. Their scent: black leather flecked with remnants of a gloopy food court cinnamon bun.

An illustration in the style of a Polaroid photo showing a young leather-clad goth in facepaint and a black and white Santa hat; the actual Santa in the background looks overwhelmed as Retch mugs for the camera

RETCH is a loyal friend once you get past his antisocial antics. His scent: unkempt oudh and hot chocolate spiked with booze from a hidden flask.

An illustration in the style of a Polaroid photo depicting Mabel, a young woman with poofy multicolored hair wearing a ghost poncho and carrying a punkin treat bucket, confounding a mall Santa with her Christmas wish list

MABEL, the reigning queen of Spirit Halloween, is resplendent in scentwaves of black lipstick and frozen cherry slush

The scent collection lives here: blackphoenixalchemylab.com/product-cate...

If you’re not aware, Transanta sets up gift registries for young trans & gender nonconforming folks that can be browsed online by supportive strangers. Such as yourself!

A collection of illustrations in the style of Polaroid photos, showing a series of goths getting their pictures taken with Santa in a variety of entertaining poses.

We’re leaning into our www.transanta.com fundraising this year with a series of four fragrances inspired by the tradition of goths getting their photos taken with Santa.

@drewrausch.bsky.social has truly outdone himself with the label art 🖤

#transanta

Trans youth deserve to live as their true selves in school, on sports teams, at home, and everywhere else.

someone on insta posted a comment on my Frankenstein fan art that said something like "ugh something booktok girlies will fangirl over" and to that I say okay 💐✨💖🌸 let the girls enjoy a monsterfucker moment 🔥😘😈❤️‍🔥

And of course, BOMBASTIC SUBTROPICAL TURQUOISE CREAM PIE.

[Disclaimer: this perfume oil is not blue, it is not combustible, and it is not caffeinated.]

✤ MATCHA LATTE CREAM PIE
We’re that relative who tries to make everyone try a green pie! This one dances lightly on the palate.

✤ LONDON FOG CREAM PIE
A velvety, sophisticated concoction for the ages!

✤ STRAWBERRY LEMONADE PIE
A burst of summer sun to treasure during the icy months ahead.

A fast food-style ad for BPAL’s Bombastic Subtropical Turquoise Cream Pie perfume oil — one of four 1/32oz samples being added to every purchase made thru Monday. The image shows three mini pies, horrendously bright in color, as well as four small glass vials

A free gift for those shopping small, buying local, and supporting independent artists and craftspeople during the gift-giving season!

We’ll blast these four niche perfume samples into every order placed thru Monday:

Something to work toward! 💪😤

A graph showing the rate of email opens by country, with the US at 68.9%, then Sweden at 15.2%, and all other countries less than 1%.

The label for BPAL’s Lavender Semlor perfume, featuring a photo of a bone-handled carving knife and a wooden bowl sitting on a wood countertop; a bunch of fresh lavender sits in the center of the image as if being chopped up and placed in the bowl.

Consistently, a whopping 15% of the people who open and read our emails are in Sweden! 🤯

We had no idea what to do with this information, except to toss a semlor fragrance into this year’s Lavender Kitchen series to thank you for your kind attention.

blackphoenixalchemylab.com/product-cate...

Spotify is running ads to recruit for the regime’s secret police. Stop paying for or using Spotify until the ICE ads stop: indivisible.org/cancel-spotify?source=bluesky

No idea if the other company is paying to boost their AI search rankings, but anyone who DOES should stand warned: marketing agents will leak this fact to competitors in a hot second if it means raking in extra dough. The robot cash register does not love you.

Screencap of an email that reads: “We don’t give a fuck about ChatGPT. Thanks all the same, TB” In response to a marketing email from someone telling us about our low ranking in ChatGPT searches.

Never pass up an opportunity to dismay an AI marketing stooge

Any hosting tips you’d like to share?

A crowd-pleaser for sure!

You said what you said

This four-pack is automatically added to all purchase $24+ (before shipping) from Friday thru Monday. Do with that info what you will! 🥧

A photo of four 1/32oz perfume samples laid down on a vintage paper Thanksgiving decoration featuring an orange and red turkey with a halo around its head. Text: MATCHA LATTE CREAM PIE

Here’s a palate cleanser: MATCHA LATTE CREAM PIE. Because we’re that relative who makes everyone try a green dessert!

A photo of four 1/32oz perfume samples laid down on a vintage paper Thanksgiving decoration featuring an orange and red turkey with a halo around its head. Text: STRAWBERRY LEMONADE PIE

What, you’ve never had STRAWBERRY LEMONADE PIE before? Well… neither have we, but based on this bright and sunshiny perfume sample, we just might have to attempt making one

A photo of four 1/32oz perfume samples laid down on a vintage paper Thanksgiving decoration featuring an orange and red turkey with a halo around its head. Text: “LONDON FOG CREAM PIE”

For more sophisticated palates, a velvety, sophisticated concoction for the ages: LONDON FOG CREAM PIE

A photo of four 1/32oz perfume samples laid down on a vintage paper Thanksgiving decoration featuring an orange and red turkey with a halo around its head. Text: “BOMBASTIC SUBTROPICAL TURQUOISE CREAM PIE”

This one is inspired by true events, but we’re keeping it vague on purpose:

BOMBASTIC SUBTROPICAL TURQUOISE CREAM PIE
[Disclaimer: this perfume oil is not blue, it is not combustible, and it is not caffeinated.]

A photo of four 1/32oz BPAL sample bottles, or “imps’ ears” as we like to call ‘em, arranged on a blue and green sequined fabric and surrounded by an odd bunch of cheap little plastic toys — an angel, a deep sea diver, a purple crystal, a baby, a yeti, etc.

Before we start hyping this Yule launch, it behooves us to inform you about the free gifties we’re chucking into every order placed this Friday thru the following Monday.

Four pie-themed 1/32oz perfume oil samples which are impossible to obtain any other way! Gift ‘em or keep ‘em, we won’t tell.

“An aromatic panel of gingerbread conveniently drilled at hip-height, smutted up with patchouli and boozy brown musk.”

The label for BPAL’s Gingerbread Glory Hole perfume oil, which features a photo of a hole bored into a wall from a gingerbread house, with a pierced and black leather-clad gingerbread person smiling as it peers through from the other side

Sorry to have neglected the ‘sky for a while — it was the overwhelm of preparing Yule 2025 (and several secret projects). But now that it’s launched we’re back, and posting hole on main!
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