It’s actually kind of bullshit that the whole country is being held hostage by mad hatter whose disturbed visions of 👑, people to suffer and die because we have to wait till midterms while destruction and chaos abound. It’s all unforgivable. They say presidency ages them, hell, this one ages us all.
21.10.2025 03:39 — 👍 185 🔁 26 💬 11 📌 1
Conservatives really out here making their kinks everyone else’s problems. 😭
26.09.2025 23:17 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Genuinely still mad labubu isn’t slang for lobotomy.
06.08.2025 17:29 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Do people not just casually know what self immolation is?
06.08.2025 03:20 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
If the rich wanna go to space so bad they should. Launch them. No return trip. Byeeee
18.04.2025 19:58 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Watching billionaires crumble is my new favorite hobby.
02.03.2025 22:20 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Not being able to sleep well while also getting migraines from sleep meds is a wild place to be in. 😭
02.03.2025 22:13 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Oh I love you so 🖤
10.02.2025 23:47 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Nothing says “Have a great shift!” quite like sexual harassment first thing. 😭
07.02.2025 17:33 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
How many self diagnoses until my husband blocks WebMD? LET’S FIND OUT.
1. COVID
2. Meningitis
3. Encephalitis
4. Skull Base Osteomyelitis
Four in and all I’ve gotten is a “stop self diagnosing, dear”. I REQUIRE MORE
05.02.2025 02:36 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I’ve only ever honked em
03.02.2025 14:24 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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“Here’s your dirty whore of a chai” is how I like to deliver coffee to friends. Bonus if they’re at work.
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This is what we all should remember.
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Barista at my fave coffee shop tried to remember my name. After I told her she said “you look like you would have a really unique name.”
I know. Sorry to disappoint. 👆🏻👉🏻
24.01.2025 16:56 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Being an informed citizen and being a sane citizen don’t seem to coexist well in my brain. Any tips?
21.01.2025 00:40 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
“What are your hobbies?”
Screaming and sowing chaos. Next question.
15.01.2025 00:21 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
They cant get my data if i am Fully Dissolved in a bath tub full of sodium hydroxide
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I always plan to be productive after work but it never happens. 😩
10.01.2025 18:00 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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