Nocturnal

Glad you had a good time...for the most part

Well, I will reiterate anyway. You are cute and you are enjoyed. You are hot and you are lovely.

Nuh uh, no saying you aren't fun and attractive. I can assure you that you definitely are.

Don't be down on yourself over your own uncertainties. You obviously had a decent enough time and the fact you have loving people there means that they wete happy you went.

Opening out of that shell is truly fun.

I will always repost bats. Send me your bats

It's a spooky month, so it's time to treat yourself with something cute! How about some bat prints? 🦇🍷
[links below!]

Radio music is no longer meant to have staying power. It's meant to be 4/4 beat flavored slop to churn out records for money. The music had no soul and nothing remotely new to bring to the table. Fortunately, foreign music of most eras have permanent spots in any Playlist I make.

My OCs are hotter than I will ever be and im sure their character traits are significantly better. Problem is sometimes someone will start to like me because of one of my sonas and then they learn how shitty of a human I really am.

In gambling, you can win 1000% but only lose 100%. You do the math💵

I never even had Spotify. Physical media all the way, baybeee.

Would bat wings suffice?

It's one of those days where I can't type for shit with my fat thumbs on this lil phone keyboard.

I wish the body and mind were nore in sync; I have dreams that dint even have living things in it and I still wake up erect as ever.

You let me sad dump on you way more than I should ever be allowed to

I posted this earlier because it reminded me of that classic.

Love entering the bathroom at work and there's some poor dude fighting for his life in one of the stalls.

Whats wrong with 88?

I wonder how much votes would drop if this happened

It's easy to spot a republican or democrat, though. Just bring up some subject that usually divides the two and you can figure it out there.

Suuuuuuuurrrrreee

Come on. You know we buckle the second a bird or lizard character in a game has tits and if they don't, you know we'll add them.

Dude looks like he's gonna open a casino in a small desert town and siphon all the towns water into it, causing the need for a lone wanderer to come save the town from him.

Found everyone's first fursona art at my work today.

Need a hug?

Thats all my room is, though, and my room is awesome

But why

So close to "I love watermelon"

Nothing is better than a Tornado from a gas station. I want a fucked up sloppy mess of a taquito that's overly spicy and gives me instant bowel evacuation syndrome.