#1 Alejandro Kirk Fan

thx my friend

I got laid off on Friday. Everything hurts. Job applications are horrible.

Wanna die (baseball)

Tremendous week for my haters, congratulations to them.

Are you a long tortured franchise with very little postseason success? Try playing the Toronto Blue Jays in the American League Championship Series!

No post too niche.

Aight.

If the alternative is going 2-6 against a team in two LDSes and insisting that you actually won, I’m good with that.

Don’t be mad that that was a masterclass in hatin’.

Eh. If I had a year like this, I’d be upset too.

All those “the Mariners just had to play a BASEBALL GAME and now they have to fly on an AIRPLANE just to play ANOTHER BASEBALL GAME” skeets seem pretty fucking stupid now don’t they

Wanna die (baseball)

Can’t we just like, give Vladdy some pills that make him think he’s still playing the Yankees?

hugh freeze and bobby petrino give good honest hard-working perverts a bad name

ADAM AMIN: Welcome to the top of the 47th
[Sun rises]
[Sun keeps getting bigger]
ADAM AMIN: yes
[World engulfed by flames]
ADAM AMIN: oh god yes
AJ PIERZYNSKI: shoulda bunted

Maybe nothing in sports as close to hard drugs as watching a bullpen rollicking in and out of jams, wet hair and strange jewelry, spitting and cursing, having entire conversations with themselves. A ship of filthy pirates drunk on the high seas.

Folks lemme tell ya how much more fun it is being over here

Hmmmmmm crazy

Hey I’m no baseball scientist but maybe Detroit would wanna pinch hit for their DH who has like, one hit in eight playoff games?

If I’m gonna have to look at this dumb asshole’s face on my TV for the rest of my life he might as well be sad because of my favorite team

A-ROD SURRENDER COBRA @sickoscommittee.org

it‘s tough to make a claim this sweeping but i think my favorite english accent is dominican. something about it just sings

Horrible night for antifa founder Derek Jeter.

One Yankee murderer congratulates another.