Mike Johnson is pretty busy. Takes a lot of effort to avoid all news!

Donald Trump never met a man you didn't like.

You need to be more specific, Tulsi or Kristi? One's got the look & personality, ones got the history.

a man in a suit and tie is saying a little on the nose ALT: a man in a suit and tie is saying a little on the nose

Why aren't they doing Halloween right by disguising who they are?

When news breaks from the courtroom, always ask yourself "was it th he John Roberts courtroom?" before getting excited.

The Epstein Ballroom needs a shower? What evidence needs to be scrubbed away before leaving?

It's my go to short, Paula Poundstone, you are a delight!

I think that's code for "Forget about the Epstein files!"

Mike Johnson doesn't know what you're talking about, yet,
He knows there are videos?

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A fake statement credited to trump

A fake statement credited to trump

I see there's a stir up about Stephen King falling for a fake post on x. Then I read the fake statement & "actual" statement.
One sounds like ai "what trump would post about LA & Toronto ws"
One sounds like ai "what a president would post about LA & Toronto ws".
Trump wrote neither.

Ten writers by whom I've read more than 5 books:

Agatha Christie
Stephen King
James Patterson
Janet Evanovich
George R R Martin
Stephanie Meyers
Jane Austin
Lisa Lutz
Dr Seuss
Diana Gabaldon

Just hope Kike has a walk off, I'm tired!

Who amongst us haven't taken a dementia test MULTIPLE times? Nothing to see here.
What are the orange's, the orange's and oranges of these rumors he's 49 cards shy of a deck?

🎵Ta-o, Ta-a-a-o

He could either have that ball inserted, or come off the base.

Agree 💯 That's what pre & post game is for. Hate those during game interruptions.

The Epstein Ballroom will screw our children for generations.

Mariners were at a point they only needed to win two games out of five. TWO! 😪

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He's here for the attention & reaction.
I blocked him to starve him of that.

I just see the title & my brain hears:
🎵 Round like a circle in a spiral, like a wheel within a wheel
Never ending or beginning on an ever spinning reel 🎵

Birds of a feather, this whole corrupt cabal!

Watch out, there's frogs about!

A fan of Big Dumper had the best sign!
#GoMariners 🔱

Hip, Hip, Jorge!

Mariners celebrate home run in the dugout.

How about a shout out for the Seattle Mariners! 🔱

A Texas megachurch pastor and GOP leader has been arrested for crimes against children. Not Robert Morris, a different one. Not Josiah Anthony, a different one. Not Luke Cunningham, a different one. Not Tony Evans, a different one. Not Scott Crenshaw, a different one. Not Steve Lawson, a different o

A dark purple graphic with cute green bookworm with glasses perched on a book with a pencil and apple. Text says, "Free Societies Read Freely." White ACLU-WA logo on the bottom right.

Happy Banned Books Week, Washington! We all can protect the right to read and learn freely by:

🗣️Talking about book bans with friends and family

🗯️Sharing your thoughts at school board and city council meetings

You had me at Capt Holt!

No one mentioned there'd be frogs!
Back away boys, back away.