ZGeminus

Monstrous in more ways than one.

Cramps that are strong enough to manifest inside your dream can fuck right off.

The toppings contain potassium benzoate

I mean...

It's funny
I'm exceptionally sex-positive. I'd like to think I'm as sex-positive as someone can be.
Except when I'm woken up by my neighbors fucking.

An IT department

I mean, I can already toss you over my shoulder hun

That sounds worse than trying to look up Prisencolinensinainciusol

So, I've not played Hades 2 yet, but what I *have* seen, I just have to say ... Hephaestus... uh, yes please.

A dilemma has occured.
My bed is warm.
My room is not.
Hmmmmmmm

Who hurt you?

...why did they stop?

Come back cute boy of my literal dreams, I wasn't done blowing you. Maybe if go back to sleep quick enough...

Sushi lovers like it raw ;-)

No. Your friends don't secretly hate you. You're just dehydrated.

It's like we care about you two or something

Under the moonlight, you see a sight that almost stops your heart

That's not... *your* truck, is it?

Proud monsterfuckers rise up!

...or bend over, either or

Ah, are you on the 757-300 that pops back and forth?

I wonder what it says about me that I saw this and instantly thought "that location and weather look amazing"

Please do not be alarmed. We are about to engage

The Nozzle.

In fairness, uncut *is* recommended

There's an odd happiness that comes from friends telling you that you were in their sex dream last night.

I mean, if he needs somewhere to put that, I can think of somewhere warm and comfortable

Careful... I remember wishing for some time off, then we all had a year and a half "off"

My money's on "We changed it to a Dating Sim/Factory Builder"

Or maybe a 4X/Rhythm/Farm Sim

That's ... Actually a good idea...

🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

*just looms over you*

Funny you mention that...

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