Zack Geminus

Post a pic you took, no context, to bring some zen to the feed.

Damn it, things aren't supposed to awaken in me like that >.>

I mean, these events I'm straight up in an orange jockstrap and nothing else. I *thought* that signaled intentions but alas.

Fuck... Is this whole "unapproachable/intimidating" thing related to people at cons wanting to "climb me like a tree" but never actually telling me? Because that makes sense and is mildly distressing.

I don't know how to fix this. I never realized it was an issue.

Now here's the real question, are they actually fortunes, or just affirmations and faux-philosophical phrases?

Part of me is thinking of just getting a nametag sticker that says
"<Name>
Friendly
Bottom"

Maybe that would combat my ...everything

Ok, I need to switch up tactics because that's two bar events in a row now that I've not had a lot of luck *and* specifically been told I seemed unapproachable. Trying to come up with ideas other than "get a pup hood" because, while that's planned, it's not really happening until May.

*sliiiiiiides up beside you* Hey there

You can be a genuine, loyal, and good-hearted person. And you can also be dirty, horny little sex monster. They are not mutually exclusive.

If this isn't me I don't know what is

You know, same here. Many a night has been spent thinking "if I had just..." but I'm moving past that and focusing on slutting it up as much as I can now and making up for lost time. And good lord am I slutting.

The Monday Period: Pages 1-4
#garfield #imsorryjon

Oh, I'm sure this suit will have no downsides and will be very easy to take off when I'm done.

Share a TV show that raised you

That moment a friend tells you "I am beyond hyped for this whore arc of yours" and you can't help but grin from ear to ear

Idk if i shared this already here but
Jessica Rabbit 🫦🐇 commission throwback (one of my faves tbh 🙇🏼‍♂️🙏💖)

So what you're saying is I *shouldn't* send you a picture of myself in a jockstrap?

Until? Since?

Gasp! Peenor!

Marrying a girl, having someone *else* knock her up, then getting divorced in a year

Ah, I'm too intimidating to fuck. Got it.

You know, if either of you (or any of my friends really) need a space to express their horniness without fear of judgment or reprisal, my door is always open.

One of the reasons I've never commissioned art or even a ref sheet even after 23 years in the fandom. How many ways can you really make "generic husky" stand out?

I *am* a problem solver

What you do is you have someone constantly sucking on your cock while you cuddle the BF. Problem solved. It might create new ones, but Problem solved!

God, it was like that with my first boyfriend. We'd make out or I'd chew his nipples and he'd just drench his boxers in precum

Hear me out. Malamute.

I don't know about that specific day, but I would recommend checking out the Japanese Gardens while in Portland. IIRC, they're the largest outside of Japan

FINALLY!

You first ;-)

Oh yeah, he's a sweetheart