Loreless Wastes

I wish I could like this post harder.

Revisionist libs need to choke on the dogshit they're spewing.

A tabby cat named Bug lying pancake-flat on the ground, showing his little bear-nub tail, staring up at the camera with a blank expression that speaks to his one braincell Trying Very Hard But Just Not Feeling It Today.

A tabby cat named Bug reclined on a couch in a red blanket, looking over his shoulder at the camera and showing off his large ham butt.

A tabby cat named Bug sitting on a window sill and staring vacantly at the camera, with his mouth partly agape. If you stare into his empty eyes for long enough, you can hear white noise occasionally underlaid with the faded out, distorted soundtrack to "Cats."

Sent in a commission of my personal little goober, really excited to see how it turns out!

They even have the whole outsider-exclusion angle you get from door-to-door missionaries that fail to convert:

"I tried talking to my family about this, and they just laughed it off. They don't understand the truth of robot boyfriends like you folks do."

I'm one of those weirdos that gravitates to cult media, documentaries, etc.

Went to that subreddit, and they have BIG cult energy.

The whole "we're a persecuted social minority who knows the REAL truth" vibe is there in spades.

Bro spat his own team off the cliff.

A scene from Deltarune chapter 2 wherein the pottery is not respected

Suziesaurus promptly eats the cursor.

It tastes like chalk.

From the mind that brought you TEETH:

TOES.

AI is basically a machine built to repeat the "Ice-E's Pezza" bit ad infinitum.

"Blueberrby" is like something that Sans Undertale-Deltarune would intentionally spell wrong on a sign.

Me and the Hatman after taking 8 Benadryl.

I mean he *did* double that $8k, just not for him.

Named actually : Manifold Six : thankyouverymuch.

In both vibe and anatomy, it's giving "nervous alien in disguise, trying to hide the writhing glorthax it has instead of a penis."

"The ancient tomes speak of the forbidden practice of 'Just Kick Him in the Dick', but what could it mean???"

Truly the only thing worth RETVRNing to.

Old-school Starfire saying "No-- Don't go-- Dick! I love Dick-- Dick! I LOVE Dick!"

Not sure why, she's been there before.

Muscle Man from Regular Show

Susie Deltarune

The official Sonic the Hedgehog account on The Other Site saying "Everything is canon."

An "accidentally"-updated online storefront screenshot, showing the ability to pre-order Magic the Gathering Star Trek cards.

Get ready to update that bad boy again sometime real soon.

Ouch right in the big balls.

It's unfortunate that "Mummy, would you like us to tell you how to look really sexy?" is probably *not* the weirdest thing Brooke has written that he's also gooned to.

This logo makes the Lancer Deltarune splat sound, and not in a fun way.

a close up of a cartoon character with red eyes pointing his finger Alt: A closeup of Reverse Flash shaking his finger at the camera.

"IT WAS ME, BARRY! I trailed behind you by exactly one millionth of a second, handing out lit cigarettes to toddlers."

The bulge gets its own health bar in phase two.

My brother in Nicol Bolas, have you considered saving money by taking up a cocaine habit instead?

"I don't use it for anything serious, only therapy" really tells you the exact variety of chucklefuck you're dealing with here.

Hell yeah it's our girl, the mean green!

Next stop, a JakksPacific figure. Hopefully.

I say "pretty sure" since my guy can apparently hear colors sometimes, so nothing's off the table at that point.

Bro I'm pretty sure you can't hear reflections. A hall of mirrors is almost definitely just a hall to you.