new day, new booboo

penis is haunted

if i had to describe the time im having right now, machine gun smelly

my experiment to find out if im still lactose intolerant is going very well/very not well

I see the "sit down if things get violent at a protest" bull shit is circulating again. I cannot emphasize this enough...DO NOT SIT DOWN. You can get trampled or injured. If you notice things start to get violent, walk away.

update: HORTS. ENT was v not concern but i pushed for a biopsy for peace of mind and ffffff did it suck.

oh im still going to try it, but my hopes aren't high

getting whiplash from the excitement of finding out there's cucumber gatorade and then the disappointment that it's not good in the same post 🥒🙏🙇‍♀️☔

as much as i generally hate being overstimulated i think my favorite food flavor is confusing but delicious

King Ghidorah from Godzillas body but his three heads are all big bird from sesame street

it's as though my mind pringles are being stacked all askew

gotta remember to stay stocked on salt and vinegar chips:
1. migraine comfort snack
2. the animals and the partner want nothing to do with them. one of the few snacks that can be all mine.

several things are going to be ok

photo of Google News search results for Amazon Prime Day (the second this year)

twice a year the entire U.S. press becomes a marketing extension of a single billionaire-owned retailer, and nobody in any position of editorial power thinks it's weird or gross

ive heard the uvula is god's punching bag

I HAVE A WEIRD MOUTH THING AND IM FREAKING OUT WAITING TO BE SEEN BY AN ENT. i named it ungulus.

small brown and orange domestic shorthair tabby cat perched on the edge of a kitchen table

buggy would like to know what you're having for breakfast. just out of curiosity

feels like we're living through some kind of cultural gas leak

it has been like 4 or 5 years since i made a proper halloween playlist i have GOT to get my act together. peter murphy gonna find me and revoke my goth card 💀

maybe if one of the mlm girlies rubs some essential oils on my brain everything will be ok

im remembering things by way of dreams and it is unpleasant

Assata Shakur joins the ancestors a free woman. She did not die bound by the carceral system and she did not pass away living in a land that never respected or accepted her.

Assata taught us that liberation can not be bargained for, it must be taken.

Rest Free, Assata.

I lost all my holes in the war

It’s still amazing how anti-progressive democrats assume that every person who criticized Harris and democrats didn’t vote in the general election

We told you that your lesser evilism would lose the election, and we were right. And then we get blamed for your loss.

Just zero self-awareness.

There is no "autism problem". Accepting a framing in which there is an "autism problem" makes you complicit in eugenics at best, and genocide at worst.

the older you get the weirder sleep gets bc what do you mean i gotta have all my bits and bobs out but my airways, earholes, wrists, and eyes gotta be covered?

trying to figure out how i got toothpaste (and yes it definitely is toothpaste) on the top of my left asscheek

what if there was a guy named perpetual stu and not only was he always brewing a concoction of culinary awe, but he was also unstoppable on the dancefloor?

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