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@spikehitman00.bsky.social

He/Him/His. Dadnerd. I post about video games, tabletop games, and MtG. Occasionally politics. Yes, I am too lazy to properly update my profile. Maybe some day.

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Latest posts by spikehitman00.bsky.social on Bluesky

One of the nice things about following you is that basic productivity tools I never knew existed just pop up on my radar like this. For search Iโ€™ve come to depend on Agent Ransack, but I never considered an explorer alternative, Iโ€™ve justโ€ฆsuffered lol

12.02.2026 12:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Seriously. I didnโ€™t think that halftime show would affect me, but something about that salsa portion hit me right in my soul and took me back to summer vacations down in Miami to visit family, and I would *love* for other cultures to feel that, too.

Plus, introducing me to new music? Yes please!

11.02.2026 00:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yes, 100% agree. Fusion *worked* but it certainly had problems. My only strong memory of fusion was secret hunting just to progress which left a bad taste in my mouth, but the atmosphere and the SA-X *really* worked.

Unfortunately, itโ€™s like they learned all the wrong lessons for future games.

28.01.2026 00:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I finally finished Hollow Knight last year just after Silksongโ€™s release date was announced, so I love this for you. Itโ€™s such a ride.

24.01.2026 22:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Now you just gotta get the true ending. ;)

24.01.2026 16:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The literal first time this has ever been useful for me happened only a few weeks ago. I had just beaten Chronicles of the Wolf, was rolling the credits, and an old friend of mine DMs me โ€œIs that French Castlevania? It looks radโ€.

I was like โ€œoh boy, have I got the game for *you specifically*โ€

23.01.2026 23:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Agreed, but close second to OHMSS.

22.01.2026 14:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And ultimately, my biggest takeaway was that PS:T was an important part of video game history more than anything else.

Basically, PS:T walked so Disco Elysium could run.

29.12.2025 15:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You know, I played through PS:Tโ€ฆI dunno, in the last 7-8 years and it wasโ€ฆfine? The novelty for me (and what I knew going into it) was that it was โ€œLike Baldurโ€™s Gate, but the combat is an afterthoughtโ€.

Which is fair, and good, except for the fact that you get funneled into combat in the third act

29.12.2025 15:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Unlike SCOTUS, D&D has rules 0 and 0.5.
Rule 0: what the DM says, goes.
Rule 0.5: is the DM is an asshole, their players go, too.

18.12.2025 23:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And the reason I know my brain is broken is because it wasnโ€™t until the second โ€œ500โ€ in your post that I realized you meant โ€œa large number of errorsโ€ and not โ€œInternal Server Error responsesโ€.

18.12.2025 02:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Whoa thatโ€™s awesome I want one :O

28.11.2025 22:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Is THAT how that works?!
I literally never understood how that worked and wondered how some of my characters would inexplicably have a bunch of job points for a job theyโ€™ve never been.

30.10.2025 11:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Itโ€™s been over 15 years since Iโ€™ve been to Japan, but one thing remains true: I see a can of Boss Rainbow Blend and I want it *immediately*.

22.09.2025 10:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Tbh while I loved the game Iโ€™d say almost half of its appeal is just the fact that the soundtrack completely whips assโ€ฆeasily put more time into the ost than I ever did playing

20.09.2025 22:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I still havenโ€™t gotten around to silksong, but in all the Metroidvanias Iโ€™ve finished this year (HK, both Ender games) it always boils down to โ€œdisrespect the boss mechanics and dieโ€. 60% pattern recognition, 40% execution. Once you recognize brute force doesnโ€™t work, it gets easier somehow.

11.09.2025 13:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If anything, S2 has encouraged me to go back to the S1 library, just like I did with XSX and PS5 to the previous gen. The upgrade is far more variable from game to game than Iโ€™d like, but the load times and smoother framerate alone makes a lot of games more bearable.

05.09.2025 12:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I think itโ€™s primarily a โ€œmeโ€ thing. I appreciate the โ€œwowโ€ moment, but shifting my brain in that specific way throws me into analysis paralysis *really* fast.

22.08.2025 11:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh hey, itโ€™s the reason I never beat Dragon Age: Inquisition.

Honestly the thing that yanks me out of a game harder than anything is the one that brake checks you half way through with a genre shift, like The Messenger. Give me a linear game OR a non-linear game, not both.

22.08.2025 10:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I think with how ubiquitous support is becoming for things like games, and with the things I use my PC forโ€ฆitโ€™s about time.

But itโ€™s still scary and new, so Iโ€™m just shouting it at the void.

05.08.2025 12:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Likeโ€ฆI think the only releases I know of are Red Hat and Debian? But I know thereโ€™s a thousand different flavors and a million different packages and Iโ€™m like โ€œuhhhhhhโ€ฆโ€

Idk.

05.08.2025 12:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I only used bash for like a year in college to upload projects and I forced myself to use git bash at work to do some basic things like do checkouts, commits, pushes, etc.

But beyond learning the CLI, the most daunting thing about switching to Linux by far is not knowing what to get.

05.08.2025 12:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Reading a thread on Linux this morning made me realize that pretty much the only thing stopping me from making the switch off of Windows on my home PC is the fact that I donโ€™t know where to start.

Iโ€™ve been using a Microsoft OS since DOS 3.0. Itโ€™s so ingrained in me at this point.

05.08.2025 12:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It boggles the mind (in the best way) how enough people bought the absolute acid trip that is MDK to warrant a sequel.

10.07.2025 20:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You could make a strong case for 2010 or 2001, but for me itโ€™s 1997. The late 90s were justโ€ฆwhew, what a time to be alive.

26.06.2025 18:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

lol, itโ€™s also a series staple that the end of the tutorial dungeon throws a boss at you designed to completely murder you to introduce you to the โ€œyou canโ€™t actually die permanentlyโ€ mechanic

25.06.2025 16:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Such a good series, and an excellent entry point.

09.06.2025 18:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I feel like you probably understood way earlier than that. Part of it was comfort, sure, but also part of the fun for me was trying out different builds and/or party makeup. In that sense, I think you had the same experience with Mass Effect 2.

08.06.2025 20:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yeeeep. Right there with you. The only time I ever beat FFT was on the PSX back in the days when I gamesharked *everything* and I got stuck near the end of Act 2.

Such a great game, and I am looking forward to finally going through it the way I should have back then.

04.06.2025 22:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I only really prefer it in specific instances where Iโ€™m desperately trying to figure out Where The Thing Is (like in a collect-a-thon game or while working out a puzzle or something).

14.05.2025 21:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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