Bee 🐝

Genuinely, imagine being so pathetic that the only way you were finally able to have any sort of romantic experience was to break up a marriage. Imagine being so unwanted that the only person you could land was a disgusting cheater.

But hey, #cheating is super hot right?

Every day I’m grateful I go outside and touch grass and surround myself with real genuinely kind people. God, imagine how sad and unfulfilling life must be to be like this.

Wild for someone to think of this as an accomplishment to laugh about, ruin someone’s entire life but lol bluesky attention though am I right?

—I’ll settle for the ghost of you…

#mdzs #wangxian #lanwangji #weiwuxian

Thinking about this a lot

it’s so annoying being a stupid little animal. last week I was feeling half dead and all it took was a little bit of sun and grilling hamburgers in my backyard to turn me into mr. natural

me in 2005: Jurassic Park is unrealistic because it's a movie about a dinosaur theme park

me in 2025: Jurassic Park is unrealistic because the rich CEO of the dinosaur park is not immediately handed complete control of the US National Park Service

a full color illustration of wei wuxian, up to his neck in a stormy sea and quickly sinking. his back is turned to the viewer, no expression evident on his face.

jiang cheng wades above water, but also contrasted in front of a stormy sea. behind him are tumultuous clouds and lighting, casting him in dramatic backlight. there is a hole in his abdomen, which you can see the sky through. his expression is distraught and confused. the red ribbon in wei wuxian's hair passes through frame.

on some level i think i always understood
that a ship could never really love an anchor
so i did the only thing that i could
and severed the rope to set you sailing from my harbor

#mdzs #jiangcheng #weiwuxian #yunmengshuangjie

Bison walking down a snowy road looking straight at the camera.

Balance in all things.

Today is Tatonka Tuesday

Bluesky is a great site but you have to unlearn EVERYTHING Twitter has ever taught you to make it useable.

Repost yourself. Interact with others. Use tags. Use feeds. Be kind and find kindness. Comment away. It's really really freeing.

Did you write?

Paint Brush in a field of more red Paint Brush flowers stretching off into the distance.

Somebody somewhere
Needs flowers tonight

dragging you out the house with me

in infinite wealth i tried really hard not to let ichiban get hit by cars bc i felt really bad every time it happened in 7 and i think i made it to ch12 before i finally screwed up but also please know my lost judgment and pirates screenshot folders look like this

If you see this quote with a horror movie you love

How do you of all people not know

Post your day list ⚡️

The “Work Burner”

Post your day list ⚡️

The “Me Account”

been a while but still luv u cara

I demand a redo

The Necronomi-coffee!
#HorrorSky #Lovecraft

I missed air hockey???

"the illusion of free choice" meme template. text on left-hand hallway is "hot dry indoor air." on the right, "bitterly cold outdoor wind." the hallways lead to the same location, labeled "aggressive coughing fits".

winter's kinda hard for me

Liu Qingge with snakes for hair, he’s gently nudging a sad one with his hand while the rest go about their business being fighty, snoozing, and having a little kiss

Lunar new year snek exchange enabled me to draw a snek hair (snair) Liu Qingge
#LiuQingge #svsss

Women belong in the kitchen.

Men belong in the kitchen.

Everyone belongs in the kitchen.

Kitchen has Food.

"What order should I watch-"

Release order.

"But the prequel has important context that-"

-the author didn't think was important at the time, spoils major plot points, and the original work sold a zillion copies without it.

RELEASE. ORDER.

(Exception: Discworld, jump in wherever looks good)

Thank you for finally giving me the opportunity to use it 😭🙏

too many valentines ❤️!! / #iwtv