Multicrack Office Fixer Heathcliff

A woman says "watch out for that guy. He's a child predator." The person she's pointing to is a child-sized version of the movie antagonist Predator from the Predator franchise. THe woman she's talking to says "aw, he's kinda cute...." The first woman says "no he isn't. He just looks like that. He is a registered sex offender."

The way I have 72k on Twitter and 4k on BlueSky and my engagement is the same, if not better here 🧍‍♀️

That’s crazy…

Its four arms to one cookie..sure you could win those odds, mate?

Uh..

Then ill getcha with my arms. Got plenty of those to use.

A bunch of men are hanging out in a big hole. A sign points to it labelled "Hole." One of the men in the hole points to a sign that says "NEW HOLE." He says "hey look! someone made a new hole!" All the men frantically rush out of the old hole and into the new one. One comments "this feels like how the old hole used to feel."

...thats debatebly worse, id say..

Hows about we sic the Shi on the bloke? Theyll make it painless.

One of the strongest cookies and yet the bloke is done from a single stomp 💀

Bit harsh, innit? Maybe ive just gone a bit soft..but stoning aint exactly the best thing to do to a bloke, eh?

How rent stays paid in the Multicrack Office 🤑

Quite fond of this critter

This La Manchaland place aint shite.

The shite.

//Im on mobile too...idk why it doesnt show for you

//You can pin posts though

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Woah, lad, slow it..

What place are ya on about? Been to some..rather peculiar spot myself..and this Haruko bloke, somethin' wrong about him? Need a good clobberin'?

Oi...is. Aint no bloody shot thats the actual Sun.

PARODY MUSES AND ROLEPLAYING MUSES!

MAKE YOURSELVES KNOWN. RAGHHH!!!!!

#MVRP #Parodybluesky #RPBSK #PARODYBSK #PARODYBS

How it feels being the only member of the Wuthering Park on bluesky

rt for lost twitterians

*odd

My ass is illiterate!!

Think its called Bluesky, lad. Pretty od name, innit? The sky..dont think ive ever seen it blue.

Aye...uh, my gorgeous office rep so kindly asked me to start posting on 'ere, so..expect me a good bit, aye?