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theres smth else in there too that ill be way madder ab them losing but

nsfw

its been like a week w no tracking updates on a parcel (its got a new strap in it) HAVE THEY LITERALLY LOST MY DICK.

thought maybe some of my face pain was coming from my ear bc its hard as fuck to distinguish between wisdom tooth pain and ear pain so i got ear drops and now i just cant fucking hear anything AWESOME

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Been stuck in agony and nausea all night. Haven't gotten any sleep. Need funds to see dentist ASAP or at least get rideshare to/from hospital.

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gonna start saying this when i need to hype myself up to lock in

one! in! one! hundred! people! have celiac disease! JUST A REMINDER!

like genuinely i go into shops and sometimes there are 2 total sandwiches i can have or 90% of the time there just isnt one. and nothing is naturally gf either. so. fuck me i guess???

its so fucking FUN when supermarkets replace the ONE SANDWICH YOU CAN EAT to make room for a 50th gluten-containing meal deal option Omg!!!! I LOVE IT!!!!!

also after covering taste by sabrina which in my head.. bisexual song

right like its all stereotypes and bullshit and blah blah blah BUT i dont believe ive ever known a white straight cis man be this into his gay little fandoms nor so into joking about dating slash fucking other men

no hes very straight, in his own words........ i think god just kinda fucked up and forgot to make him Actually bisexual

this is how i feel when lucas absence repeatedly describes himself as very straight after flirting with several other bands of men

i love emo music and its sad cringe lyrics and EVERYTHINGGGGG 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

ITS STILL ODD

u were 9 in 2015 and i was in secondary school...........

finally some good news

lol norway beat 'israel' 5-0 and donated all their ticket revenue

eg if u know deep down physical intimacy is too important to u and u wont be able to go long periods without it & still be satisfied in ur relationship, Dont fucking ignore that feeling & get into the rs anyway. that is leading someone on!!! and theyre not there to pick up on it!!! u need to SAY IT

dont be that fucking asshole. sincerely, guy whos been that fucking asshole and also dated that fucking asshole

just some more general ldr advice: the communication part isnt just important bc its, well, good. its Incredibly easy to lead someone on (by accident or not) when they arent there to pick up on cues for if youre serious or not. you need to be honest with urself & ur partner if its Not smth u can do

yeah it was awkward for me too at first esp bc i was also a virgin LMAOOO but now its second nature idk

also Trust Meee when u do see eachother again its worth the wait . ull come out of that bedroom 3 rounds later a Changed person ❤️

you can do that shop together! its really fun and kinda hilarious and hot at the same time! you can, when ur finally together, have all the sex you want - consider photos or videos for later if thats ur style! its not Easy but theres lots of ways to keep an ldr sexy I think anyway!!

re your replies to nat! how do you make a ldr work if sex is important for a relationship to you? (not necessarily a personal q just generally!)

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plenty of ways! sure, if physically having sex With ur LD partner multiple times a week is of peak importance, ull struggle! but, theres sexting/phone sex/mutual masturbation. u can make that even more fun with toys u buy together! foe when you meet irl,

you can def be in an ldr and have sex be important to u in a relationship, but u need to be able to be honest with urself And ur partner about How you want sex to work, how important it is to u, etc

im yapping now but Not enough ppl will say this part: if sex is important to Either of you in a relationship you Need to establish how thats gonna work. when you dont, at least one of two things happens: someone doesnt feel good in the relationship, someone cheats

to do this Well you have to be (or become) a very good communicator but also very commited and certain, because its much easier to slip away from your partner out of non-commitment when theyre 1000 miles away. i speak as someone who did that: its an asshole move

i will say though, and bear in mind me and nat Did break up in 2024 because of distance: if youd consider giving up on someone just to avoid the pain of distance, maybe youre not ready to do long distance, or theyre not the right person. we definitely werent ready back then, it isnt an insult!

couples dont rly think about (where things are in their house, what their mattress is like, etc)! its Not all miserable! i think its really great sometimes! and always worth it!