Jennifer ✘ No Fun Club

LMFAO

He has that effect on me too.

Probably cause he knows he'd get SKEWERED.

Fork, kitchen.

Makeup is overrated.

I don't fucking trust MTG and I never will.

Or both.

As a proud Long Islander, shut the fuck up Markwayne.

They don't have a care in the world, do they? 🥺

And I thought Michele Bachman was a fucking lunatic... Nancy Mace is WORSE.

I just want him to fucking go away, I don't care how it happens. Sick of Donald Trump entirely.

This should have been the LAST STRAW for his campaign.

May have to translate with smaller words, they're not that bright.

FUCK YEAH NY! I love my state!

Deezer is actually pretty good so far, and premium is roughly the same price as Spotify with better features.

I either need a belt or tighter jeans cause my jeans actually almost FELL OFF today while I was at therapy >.>

I WISH our minimum wage was $13 an hour...

I use them to clean out my cat's litter box.

'Generosity' MY ASS!

"Would you like a cookie?"

I don't care, let them get whatever they want, it's none of my business. I can't drink soda anymore but I drink Arizona green tea and fruit punch like it's soda anyway.

There is no war in Ba Sing Se.

Uh huh, and grass is green.

Oh definitely.

I'd have said Beavis and Butthead but that's an insult to Beavis and Butthead lol

About to make someone who can't easily get diabetes supplies very happy (at my endo and they said they can take my unused supplies so I'm giving them the lot)

And the earth is fucking round goddammit!

No shit, Sherlock.