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Mom. Babysitting and Cat Herding for Democracy. #WideAwakes On Long Island. If I followed you, it's probably because you're also on Long Island. πŸ–– Navigating the Great Material Continuum at https://www.chairish.com/shop/amostpeculiarvintage

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One of the best-sketched characters in an incredibly character-rich show: a fascist whose (potentially real!) redeeming qualities are continually undercut by his monumental pride, bigotry, entitlement and pettiness

07.12.2025 18:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1871    πŸ” 415    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 10

the form was for blue districts - but if you want a swing district Dem with a spine you should also give to Garrett here, as I already have and will do again secure.actblue.com/donate/garre...

07.12.2025 17:58 β€” πŸ‘ 53    πŸ” 13    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Proof positive that transwomen are women!

06.12.2025 15:23 β€” πŸ‘ 53    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

ME PRE TRANSITION: lava is so cool

THE LADS: hehe yeah bro

ME POST TRANSITION: lava is so cool

THE LADS: aha easy mistake to make but actually it's very hot

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A drawing of the Enterprise E from behind, with a pinky/purpley space backdrop including a large planet just poking into frame from above.

Text says: "Much like the Federation, I too have lofty ideals and no money."

A drawing of the Enterprise E from behind, with a pinky/purpley space backdrop including a large planet just poking into frame from above. Text says: "Much like the Federation, I too have lofty ideals and no money."

04.12.2025 23:06 β€” πŸ‘ 2448    πŸ” 747    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 9

Damn you're quick lol

04.12.2025 22:26 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
A meme from the movie Half Baked, where Jon Stewart's famous bit "have you ever tried it on weed" is modified to say "have you ever tried the military industrial complex on ketamine?"

A meme from the movie Half Baked, where Jon Stewart's famous bit "have you ever tried it on weed" is modified to say "have you ever tried the military industrial complex on ketamine?"

04.12.2025 15:41 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

if polyamory is so radical and new then what tf was this?

03.12.2025 13:38 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 3

These people need to stop broadcasting their fetishes out into the world lol

04.12.2025 02:17 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Support Garrett Petersen, who's ready to flip NY-02 Blue!

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03.12.2025 04:04 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

A commitment to Reconstruction 2.0 is going to be a must-have for any major candidates in 2028

02.12.2025 13:44 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

the energy we all need to find within ourselves

01.12.2025 20:38 β€” πŸ‘ 121    πŸ” 35    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Keanu in Johnny Mnemonic

Keanu in Johnny Mnemonic

Christopher Walken in Brainstorm

Christopher Walken in Brainstorm

Angela Lansbury in the VR episode of Murder She Wrote

Angela Lansbury in the VR episode of Murder She Wrote

Lawnmower Man

Lawnmower Man

As we celebrate Cyber Monday today, please save a thought for everyone responsible for bringing it to us.

01.12.2025 14:36 β€” πŸ‘ 315    πŸ” 117    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 7

Good person, actual ally, and guaranteed no Nazi tattoos! If you're on Long Island, please help support Garrett. Even if you're not on Long Island, you've probably heard how red it has become. Help us turn that around!

21.10.2025 19:20 β€” πŸ‘ 23    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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The usual end of the month fundraising push is coming so all I'll say is if you're willing to kick in to beat a dude who literally fell asleep as Republicans torched health care, I'd appreciate it.
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29.11.2025 21:19 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I love their caramel mocha!

30.11.2025 01:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That's way, way too cool for Long Island

28.11.2025 17:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
The lego Enterprise D, released this morning, is already on backorder

The lego Enterprise D, released this morning, is already on backorder

Well, that was fast #startrek #treksky

28.11.2025 13:25 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
9.5k reactions, 9k laugh reacts. Something is *fucked*

9.5k reactions, 9k laugh reacts. Something is *fucked*

These are the responses to the Congressional Black Caucus posting about Trump's price hikes on Facebook.

This is just not organic engagement.

Facebook always sucked, but now it's Dead Internet. This is easily as evil as Twitter.

27.11.2025 20:28 β€” πŸ‘ 27    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

"You will be visited by three spirits"

The three spirits:

28.11.2025 02:25 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Introduce yourself with five concerts you’ve seen

Weird Al
Doc Watson
Flogging Molly
Indigo Girls
Weird Al

27.11.2025 22:43 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Alice's Restaurant Massacree
YouTube video by Arlo Guthrie - Topic Alice's Restaurant Massacree

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27.11.2025 19:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

@burningsteps.bsky.social just teach the kids about The Alice's Restaurant Massacree as the true story of Thanksgiving - fuck the pilgrims entirely

27.11.2025 19:11 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Easily my favorite thrift score of the year!!

27.11.2025 14:36 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
An indigo coffee mug with a yellow "Plum Island Animal Disease Center" logo in front of a consortium of ugly owl figurines and a Horga'hn desk lamp

An indigo coffee mug with a yellow "Plum Island Animal Disease Center" logo in front of a consortium of ugly owl figurines and a Horga'hn desk lamp

Coffee for me and the Ugly Owl Consortium!

27.11.2025 14:17 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1
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Chip in below and help me make sure this poor overworked little guy has less on his plate.

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27.11.2025 13:56 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Only Nassau County, and that's because of feckless DINO leadership. Suffolk had good movement to the left.

26.11.2025 14:39 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We can fit plenty more! We just need to allow up to 4 units per lot in what is currently "single family zoning" everywhere on the Island.

25.11.2025 21:02 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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