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Mom. Babysitting and Cat Herding for Democracy. #WideAwakes On Long Island. If I followed you, it's probably because you're also on Long Island. πŸ–– Navigating the Great Material Continuum at https://www.chairish.com/shop/amostpeculiarvintage

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I am fairly, no, completely sure that I could use this as a pick up line for at least one person I know.

14.02.2026 01:19 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My running theory is that they believe that the white patriarchy is inevitable, and position themselves accordingly. They may not want it, but in their heads it's the most pragmatic position.

12.02.2026 15:19 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm fairly sure that she's pursuing several crimes, but they're her own.

11.02.2026 15:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

So passe

11.02.2026 15:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"Fuck no, I don't want a baby" is perfectly valid

11.02.2026 14:09 β€” πŸ‘ 18    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Flyer for anti ICE rally on Saturday 2/21 on Sunrise Hwy in Nassau County, Long Island NY

Flyer for anti ICE rally on Saturday 2/21 on Sunrise Hwy in Nassau County, Long Island NY

Need to get my sign ready for the DE-ICE Nassau County rally next Saturday πŸ”₯🧊

10.02.2026 23:42 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Lutnick left the island "with all of [his] children" and made sure he said so. That isn't something you should ever have to clarify.

11.02.2026 00:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

post a banger that's not in english

youtu.be/RObuKTeHoxo?...

10.02.2026 15:25 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ammon Bundy is the only actual libertarian in existence from what I can see

09.02.2026 14:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Woke Dos

09.02.2026 14:31 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

No Kings includes Draft Kings

08.02.2026 23:49 β€” πŸ‘ 25993    πŸ” 6088    πŸ’¬ 184    πŸ“Œ 111

Parenting goals tbh

08.02.2026 14:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Of course he did

07.02.2026 02:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man sitting in a chair with the words " you have my attention " on the bottom Alt: a man sitting in a chair with the words " you have my attention " on the bottom
07.02.2026 02:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man is holding a piece of bread and saying true roman bread for true romans Alt: the newsreader from the show "Rome" giving the sponsor's message "true roman bread, for true romans"
06.02.2026 15:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a woman is smiling and saying " it is known " Alt: a woman is smiling and saying " it is known "
06.02.2026 03:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

All of this has happened before and will happen again

05.02.2026 14:06 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
04.02.2026 15:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Islip Forward has done incredible work in holding ICE accountable here on Long Island and being a voice for its community. In fact, they're hosting a protest this coming weekend at Andrew Garbarino's office, if you're local!

02.02.2026 18:01 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

It's me, and they are great!!

02.02.2026 17:54 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1
Press statement From Islip Forward:

At approximately 9:30 a.m. this morning, federal agents were documented using infrastructure located on the property of the Central Islip Fire Department Station 2, at 110 Wheeler Road-without prior authorization to be on or use that space.

When a volunteer with Islip Forward approached to document the activity, federal agents threatened the volunteer with arrest for alleged trespassing, despite the agents themselves operating in an area where no prior permission had been granted.

Immediately following this interaction, the Central Islip Fire Department took swift action to protect its property and the public. Temporary restrictions were implemented, including closing the gate to the area being used and preventing external access.

The use of municipal fire department property for federal enforcement activityβ€”without authorization-and the subsequent threat directed at a community volunteer raise serious concerns about transparency, overreach, and respect for local institutions.
We are deeply grateful to the volunteer firefighters of the Central Islip Fire Department for their decisive and responsible response.

Press statement From Islip Forward: At approximately 9:30 a.m. this morning, federal agents were documented using infrastructure located on the property of the Central Islip Fire Department Station 2, at 110 Wheeler Road-without prior authorization to be on or use that space. When a volunteer with Islip Forward approached to document the activity, federal agents threatened the volunteer with arrest for alleged trespassing, despite the agents themselves operating in an area where no prior permission had been granted. Immediately following this interaction, the Central Islip Fire Department took swift action to protect its property and the public. Temporary restrictions were implemented, including closing the gate to the area being used and preventing external access. The use of municipal fire department property for federal enforcement activityβ€”without authorization-and the subsequent threat directed at a community volunteer raise serious concerns about transparency, overreach, and respect for local institutions. We are deeply grateful to the volunteer firefighters of the Central Islip Fire Department for their decisive and responsible response.

ICE was stealing equipment from the Islip Long Island fire department and a Islip Forward member documented it. ICE tried to arrest the community member but the firemen said β€œI don’t think so” www.islipforward.org

02.02.2026 17:32 β€” πŸ‘ 10193    πŸ” 3428    πŸ’¬ 101    πŸ“Œ 222

@gpetersen.bsky.social can we please put a Pharmaceutical Advertising Ban on the list? Obviously not top priority, but we need to do something about this nonsense

02.02.2026 02:02 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Post image 01.02.2026 16:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1234    πŸ” 179    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 7

What's that? Moot is mentioned in the Epstein Files? Huh, imagine that.

01.02.2026 15:33 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
31.01.2026 22:25 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
LONG ISLAND ICE TRACKER
ISLIP
FORWARD
ICE OUT
OF LONG ISLAND
WITH LT GOVERNOR ANTONIO DELGADO FEB 812PM
OFFICE OF REPRESENTATIVE ANDREW GARBARINO
31 OAK STREET SUITE 20, PATCHOGUE NY 11772

LONG ISLAND ICE TRACKER ISLIP FORWARD ICE OUT OF LONG ISLAND WITH LT GOVERNOR ANTONIO DELGADO FEB 812PM OFFICE OF REPRESENTATIVE ANDREW GARBARINO 31 OAK STREET SUITE 20, PATCHOGUE NY 11772

πŸ—£οΈLONG ISLAND, NYπŸ—£οΈ
SPREAD THE WORD

31.01.2026 20:59 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man with long hair and a beard is standing in front of the word magnificent Alt: Klingon General Martok saying "magnificent"

Ok I kinda love scrolling through all of the printer pseudonyms, like hell yes of course I'm going to send filament to Martok.

30.01.2026 17:34 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a crowd of people . Alt: a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a crowd of people, declaring "There are dozens of us! DOZENS!
29.01.2026 22:29 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We definitely need some diversity in our cultural gene pool

29.01.2026 13:18 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The clash between a certain old fashioned expectation of lifetime commitment and loyalty in a life of service vs modern employment is examined in the show

29.01.2026 01:18 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

@malicae is following 20 prominent accounts