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@cloningmishap.bsky.social

Portlander. Video games, comic books, movies, and music!

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Don't take SMYFRNA if allergic to SMYFRNA.

15.10.2025 03:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The whole theater legit cried out in joy when a small child got murdered!

10.08.2025 06:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Agreed. Amazing. The DJ-influenced tracks were incredible, Tron track was glorious, and the classics on the main stage hit so hard!

09.08.2025 06:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Welcome to the retainer club! We're all a part of it!

06.08.2025 02:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A true comic book on the screen. I loved it too!

12.07.2025 23:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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The award that changes the lives of its winners Plus: a limited, hand-numbered launch poster by Sonny Ross

For years, I hoped NPR, NYTimes, or the ghost of Gimlet would make a video game podcast. A weekly, hour-long audio magazine with essays, interviews, tight editing, and a cheeky sense of humor.

Nobody made the show I wanted to hear.
So, I made it myself.

Here's the first episode of Post Games.

26.05.2025 14:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1258    ๐Ÿ” 201    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 46    ๐Ÿ“Œ 28

Am I wrong that the pre-voiced version of this was, "Oh shit! I'm burning!"? A classic moment that my friends and I still remember.

23.05.2025 15:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

One of my favorite political analysts is taking a scary and fantastic step. Please support her, if you can!

25.03.2025 01:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hulu!!!!! WHO WON??????? YOU SUCK, HULU!

03.03.2025 03:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

As my wife said after installing our new heated toilet seat, "In 2025, everything that touches my butt should be hot." Words to live by for everyone in the new year.

01.01.2025 09:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Based on insurance company documentation, first approved treatment is suffocating in your sleep. Sorry about that.

24.12.2024 01:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My brain is broken. I'm rooting for The Substance in every Golden Globes category in which it's nominated, but I'm also not recommending this movie to ANY OF YOU! Horrific. Beautiful. Insane. You are not prepared!

10.12.2024 02:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My early morning plans were cancelled right before I left the house which meant I was immediately back in soft pants. Not sure it gets better than that.

30.11.2024 03:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thanksgiving dinner is great, but I'm most excited that it's almost time for our yearly post-dinner viewing of Gremlins 2!

29.11.2024 03:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

With how flaky people are on Facebook Marketplace, I'm considering pivoting to just putting everything in a pile in my driveway and setting it on fire. Less cash in hand, but far less contact with the least of humanity.

27.11.2024 19:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I tuned in and literally only saw Ohtani, Betts, and then ridiculousness!

26.10.2024 03:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Stop Project 2025 Comic Trump's Project 2025 is a detailed plan to shut you up, and shut you out. Donโ€™t let it do either. Read on, then vote.

Hi. Weโ€™re a group of comic book writers & artists who are furious about Project 2025, The Heritage Foundationโ€™s plan to consolidate power under authoritarian rule. So we made a bunch of comics to explain their agenda and move you to vote against it. stopproject2025comic.org

14.10.2024 08:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1874    ๐Ÿ” 1391    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 61    ๐Ÿ“Œ 93

... Got any beer?

11.09.2024 04:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

House of the Dragon has "SPEAKING VALYRIAN" plastered over the actual in-show translations. Not helpful!

18.08.2024 00:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thanks for the heads-up. My video game brain almost got the best of me and caused me to buy a ticket.

10.08.2024 16:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Welcome to the fold!

30.07.2024 03:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Me, frantically looking for my ICQ number.

19.02.2024 05:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Me, I like to warm the dish-soap tray by loading the dishwasher, adding soap, and then coming back in a few hours to actually hit start.

08.02.2024 05:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Crew! As a Timbers fan, I'll always love Darlington Nagbe.

09.12.2023 15:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Inconsiderate bastards showed up and claimed them. That'll teach me to be social! Next round is being made in secret.

24.11.2023 00:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I pre-made Manhattans for theoretical Thanksgiving guests that have yet to arrive. At what point do those drinks become mine? Is this like when a professor is late?

24.11.2023 00:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Me: <orders laundry detergent>
Amazon: Want it on Sunday?
Me: No rush, Amazon. No delivery driver should have to work Sundays. Monday is fine.
Amazon: Cool! Delivering Monday!
Amazon: Good news! Your item is being delivered early! (on Sunday)
Me: ... Goddammit, Amazon.

18.09.2023 03:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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And Valentine's Day cards! Still can't believe this exists...

17.09.2023 03:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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It's never a good sign when your airport gate has its own Reddit thread. Gate 52 at LAX, you suck!

04.09.2023 15:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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