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Todd Smith

@donkeycommish.bsky.social

Author Relegated: My Pints and Pies Journey From the Top to the Bottom of English Football. Mpls based writer and ignoramus and Sunday League footy donkey.

82 Followers  |  117 Following  |  9 Posts  |  Joined: 10.11.2024  |  1.9327

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The reason I became a Wolves supporter on the right (legendary captain Mike Bailey) and the inventor of micro dosing magic shrooms on the left.

23.10.2025 01:26 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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New Wolves season and I can’t unsee our team logo

23.10.2025 01:23 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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In Scottish Football’s League Two even the kids are fooking hardcore. Relegated @simonandschuster.bsky.social @meninblazers.bsky.social

23.10.2025 01:21 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Shoutout to Jim the Farmer

23.10.2025 01:17 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Eating a pie at St. Mary’s Stadium @southamptonfc.bsky.social + Wu Tang = Epic collab

23.10.2025 01:17 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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@meninblazers.bsky.social @evanraimist.bsky.social
This is what happens when a GFOP hits the road for three months in search of pints and pies and the soul of JonJo Shelvey. My new book could not have happened without you. I raise a steaming cup of Bovril to you!@simonandschuster.bsky.social

23.10.2025 01:04 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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For fans of @tedlassobelieve.bsky.social and @welcometowrexham.bsky.social, this rollicking travel memoir by a middle-aged Midwesterner is a hilarious and heartfelt journey through the United Kingdom, its football clubs, and the rich traditions of English football culture.

23.10.2025 00:51 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Ever wonder what it would feel like to travel for three months in search of the heart of English football? Yeah, me too. Relegated @simonandschuster.bsky.social May, 2026

23.10.2025 00:49 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Algorithms don't throw parties, Indies do.

Algorithms don't throw parties, Indies do.

Amazon announced their annual book sale that conveniently overlaps with independent bookstore day. Dicks.

Amazon announced their annual book sale that conveniently overlaps with independent bookstore day. Dicks.

If Amazon wants to go toe to toe with indies, good luck to them. We do it better.

If Amazon wants to go toe to toe with indies, good luck to them. We do it better.

So, we'll see ya on Saturday, yeah?

And remember: Friends don't let friends buy stuff from Am@zon.

24.04.2025 18:53 — 👍 6    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 1

Seriously, creative folks: Don't be afraid to let people know your stuff is out there for them, or worry that "now is not the time for that." People are stressed and freaked out and looking for the things that will give them a moment of rest and joy. It is EXACTLY the time for what we do. Tell them.

13.02.2025 18:23 — 👍 20095    🔁 3680    💬 854    📌 368
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These are so sweet.

05.02.2025 03:11 — 👍 5    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 1

This gif is an accurate depiction of what I do all day, so good choice.

31.01.2025 16:38 — 👍 173    🔁 3    💬 8    📌 0
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Live from the Book Shop: John Updike's Ghost Podcast · Hannah Harlow and Sam Pfeifle · Sibling bookstore owners Hannah Harlow and Sam Pfeifle call each other up at random hours and talk about what they're reading and what they're psyched is comi...

You like books. You like talking about books. I bet you like listening to people talk about books. Hence, I bet following our podcast would make you happy, in the long run:

open.spotify.com/show/3VBVriT...

16.01.2025 15:37 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 1

Written by the great @johnmoe.bsky.social.

15.01.2025 01:41 — 👍 43    🔁 6    💬 2    📌 2
Industrial Revolution Provides Millions Of Out-Of-Work Children With Jobs

Industrial Revolution Provides Millions Of Out-Of-Work Children With Jobs

Industrial Revolution Provides Millions Of Out-Of-Work Children With Jobs
theonion.com/industr...

14.01.2025 16:00 — 👍 2317    🔁 224    💬 27    📌 21

That’s so much wrapping of books!!!

20.12.2024 04:09 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Fabian Hurzeler's Brighton go SECOND in the Premier League ⬆️

Even if just for one night, after a draw, it's testament to the masterful job Houston-born manager is doing in debut EPL season 🇺🇸

Shoutout to the Seagulls' stellar recruitment too 🧠

29.11.2024 22:10 — 👍 106    🔁 2    💬 5    📌 0
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Period.

23.11.2024 21:34 — 👍 2178    🔁 417    💬 30    📌 17
A set of railroad tracks with parts of them set on fire as a commuter train prepares to cross.

A set of railroad tracks with parts of them set on fire as a commuter train prepares to cross.

It has snowed in Chicago and YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS! Time to remind everyone that we light our train tracks on fire to prevent the switches from freezing.

21.11.2024 10:54 — 👍 21182    🔁 3541    💬 568    📌 698

I said to my husband this morning, “Called it!” And he scoffed and said, really, what else could it have been?
With all apologies to the other nominees but everyone in my family thinks James is a masterpiece.

21.11.2024 12:14 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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Welcome to Blue Sky.

15.11.2024 05:23 — 👍 18724    🔁 2393    💬 184    📌 98

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