Hey, sorry you lost your job and your 401K is getting wrecked.

Good news is Trump bought a Tesla on national TV from his biggest donor and the richest guy in the world.

Hope it helps.

Sc@mmer$ are working hard. 1 called my store & spoke 2 a supervisor. They told her she skipped jury duty & had a warrant 4 her arrest, police were on their way. They told her she had to transfer $ thru Apple or Zelle, not pay in person at the station. She didn't fall 4 it, but scared her a little

We're about to be empty nesters tomorrow 😭

a little girl is laying on an office chair ALT: a little girl is laying on an office chair

Me while listening to my husband complain about what we pay in interest monthly on our camper...😴

My husband is building a battery & keeps explaining every step to me as if I understand anything he is saying. I just nod & smile & say "yeah" from time to time 🥰

I go to Costa Rica this month! 🥰

Telling my employees "see you next year" never gets old. They laugh every time ❤️

Watching Home Alone & the scene where Buzz tells Kevin about the shovel slayer reminds me when I told my cousins about the corn stalker at my great grandparents' farm 😆

For real 😂

It never stops being weird watching homophobes dance to YMCA, the most popular gay anthem of all time.

If only donuts were for dinner 😂

Does anybody else's husband take 20 minutes to come to the dinner table after you've said dinner is ready? No? Just mine?

If you’d told me back in 1987 that the party of Reagan would win in the year 2024 by running a Russian leader puppet felon traitor rapist who ran on pulling us out of NATO and telling us that our country sucked, I would have laughed my ass off and asked what you were smoking.