'' 𝘞𝘏𝘖'𝘚 𝘛𝘏𝘌 𝘍𝘈𝘐𝘙𝘌𝘚𝘛 𝘖𝘍 𝘛𝘏𝘌𝘔 𝘈𝘓𝘓? ''

// i was talking about an eddsworld x tfftt au but because the fanon names for treeo are colors it sounded like i was fucking up their colors so i made this

// They are like jekyll and hyde if there were Two of them

// My new headcanon is that Matt's cooking is so fucking good that the reaper routinely gets them to escape death and/or imprisonment

// I know the comics are non-canon but this is now just canon to me

// '' at 2 am? '' yeah

// well thats that see you guys in 20-ish minutes i have to shower

DONT FUCKING DO THAT.

// FUN FACT ONE OF THE FIRST EDDISODES I WATCHED WAS FAN SERVICE 2

// fanfic so horrendous it made matt start to think good lord

...

whatever helps you sleep at night edd...

Aww! NUTS!

Uester

AND THAT LADIES AND GENTLEMEN IS WHY YOU NEVER LOOK UP YOURSELF ON GOOGLE /lolz

i dont think i can hold my breath that long.

I DONT THINK ANYONE CAN-?

WHY THE FACE-? ?? ? ? ?? ? ???

When is Mattsworld gonna be a thing, then?

//

UPSIDE DOWN?
WITH A BUNGEE CORD?
...
WHERE DID THE LLAMA COME FROM!??!?!

IN THE FACE? WHY THE FACE-?

my eyes.

[ too late. ]

Hey! Why would it be YOUR world?

Yeah, well, that doesn't prove anything!
If we truly WERE in a cartoon, I would be the main character, and I would be the most beloved!

// if i turn him into a ''sweet stupid baby cinnamon roll who can do no wrong and is always happy and :3 '' i need you to kill me /srs

// accidentally realised that matt did this

Leaning back on an armchair, with his legs crossed and looking way too confident than he has any right to be with how stupid he is.

'' Oh I know something that people will love! It will be call the Monthly Matt, and every month my adoring fans will -

// btw matt is supposed to be a little silly and whimsical but if i ever start woobifying him i want you to shoot me /srs

// matt is too stupid for an existential crisis

? No we are not, silly! We are real!

// the eddsworld crew can babysit eddie for natkat /j

Hey! Why does Edd get all the attention?