Satoru Gojo

Well, lets hope so.

I'll let you figure it out for yourself. Until then, let's just hope they come and rescue you soon.

I think I see your problem.

Would *they* say you appreciate them?

Alright, then let's make a deal.

If they do remain loyal and end up rescuing you, you need to appreciate them more.

Well, then maybe that third party's their new boss.

Who're you kidding?

And what if they don't? Wouldn't that make you sad?

Y'know, you should really try treating them better. It's pretty clear you take them for granted, even when you're banking on their rescue.

)still call u. Whagever bro

They call you boss when you're not listening, too.

Don't start getting insecure now~. They may not be bright, but they sure are loyal.

Mmmaybe, but I find that unlikely. Instead, I'd bet my money on a third party influencing their game plan.

No doubt.

..Though I feel like they'd have tried something already.

I was gonna ask about that. Any chance anyone's coming to rescue you? I'm dyiiiing of boredom here.

With the way you're going, you'll hurt my feelings!

But do elaborate.

What's so bad about me?

Well now you're just being unreasonable~.

Then by process of elimination, that can only mean Crossbones deserves a raise.

Then maybe pick a different career path?

In that case, someone should fire you~.

Because it's your job~.

Then I'm afraid our deal won't work out.. he's just too frightening.

What, you never cleaned up before?

So?

*Taking him completely seriously. This is what 12 years of ragebaiting does for a mf.*

Alright, alright.. I'll let you out on one condition. I need you to make this place squeaky clean first. Just so that Crossbones isn't fueled by rage, lest we face him any time soon.

Hmm.. That's really tempting.. But that crossbones guy.. he's pretty scary..

Is that right? My name? I could be famous..?

Hear that? You might just be on clean duty~.

*Koffin K is now floating infront of Gojo due to his Infinity as Gojo stares him in the eye by tilting his head like 45 degrees downwards*

Leave him to me.