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Melissa Hoeppner

@hoeppnerm.bsky.social

Just a Michigander trying to get through the next 4 years without losing my mind. 💙

42 Followers  |  68 Following  |  22 Posts  |  Joined: 15.11.2024  |  1.6879

Latest posts by hoeppnerm.bsky.social on Bluesky

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Trump admin blocks investigation into Epstein money trail The White House has revoked access to sensitive Treasury documents that had been granted under Biden, stalling a four-year investigation into Epstein's assets.

Follow the money! 💸

Oh, we can't?! Must be nothing to see here.

www.beltway.news/p/trump-admi...

30.07.2025 00:48 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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Look at this fucking tool last night.

08.06.2025 12:16 — 👍 5233    🔁 851    💬 920    📌 173
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👇👇

08.06.2025 12:59 — 👍 4323    🔁 1847    💬 117    📌 66
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We have a winner…🏆

06.04.2025 16:02 — 👍 46141    🔁 10587    💬 1149    📌 808
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TC, MI turned OUT today!!! We are here and we are proud!💙💪🏼

06.04.2025 01:57 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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What if you’re so outrageously incompetent you get it done in a matter of minutes?

03.04.2025 14:05 — 👍 38038    🔁 10906    💬 902    📌 598

cheese is woke now

02.04.2025 03:06 — 👍 23603    🔁 1939    💬 1058    📌 231
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He wore the cheesehead hat in WI. Spent $20 million. Paid people to sign petitions. Paid people to canvas. Did million dollar giveaways. A rally. TV interviews. But I guess people in Wisconsin didn’t appreciate an oligarch trying to buy their civil liberties.

02.04.2025 01:54 — 👍 57567    🔁 10915    💬 3091    📌 1095
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“Well, boys and girls, it’s HOMOS! That’s how we remember the Great Lakes. No, not HOMES, it’s HOMOS. Why? Because Herr Trump says so.”

22.03.2025 00:34 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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ANALYSIS | U.S. could lose democracy status, says global watchdog | CBC News Possibly defying a court order. Urging his Justice Department to prosecute nemeses. Repeatedly calling the media 'illegal.' Declaring a predecessor's pardon null and void. U.S. President Donald Trump ...

It's what happens next that counts... www.cbc.ca/news/world/t...

18.03.2025 22:37 — 👍 13    🔁 8    💬 0    📌 0

I’ll believe it when I see it. This is just empty words at this point.

18.03.2025 23:57 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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People in Serbia are rising up.

Beautiful to see.

15.03.2025 23:19 — 👍 23349    🔁 4569    💬 543    📌 310

One of them (Peters from MI) is on the list. This is one of my Senators. His term is over, but we Michiganders won’t forget. 🤬

16.03.2025 02:39 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

This picture makes me sooooo mad!

16.03.2025 02:36 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

As a Michigander, and one of Canada’s closest neighbors, we are appalled and WE DO CARE! 🇨🇦🍁

14.03.2025 00:46 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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🤔🤔🤔

12.03.2025 14:53 — 👍 1053    🔁 350    💬 48    📌 20
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That is exactly true.

08.03.2025 16:34 — 👍 61218    🔁 15594    💬 1245    📌 671

She’s an idiot! 🤦🏽 That was “chicken pox parties” and now they have a vaccine for that, too!

09.03.2025 20:48 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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“Man, was I wrong.”

09.03.2025 13:51 — 👍 15495    🔁 4269    💬 1075    📌 386
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Damn! Canadians aren’t messing around—they’re even pulling already imported alcohol off the shelves.

We’re being erased, and I don’t blame them.

05.03.2025 18:09 — 👍 41498    🔁 7305    💬 1935    📌 603
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Exactly this.

05.03.2025 22:20 — 👍 43618    🔁 10184    💬 472    📌 277
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💙🩵

03.03.2025 01:51 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I’ll be marching in Michigan! 💙💪🏼

03.03.2025 01:49 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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WOW. After yesterday’s Oval Office ambush of President Zelensky, Haltbakk Bunkers, one of Norway’s leading marine fuel providers, announced that it will no longer refuel U.S. Navy vessels, urging other European firms to follow suit.

The United States is weaker and more isolated than ever.

01.03.2025 20:38 — 👍 39045    🔁 8654    💬 1326    📌 701
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He skis like shit.

02.03.2025 15:09 — 👍 37622    🔁 6955    💬 3394    📌 815
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Today wasn’t a meeting—it was an Oval Office ambush, and it was planned.

Zelenskyy has thanked the U.S. and its president dozens of times. Everyone knows that—including Trump. But gratitude was never what he wanted; he wanted a spectacle.

“This is going to be great television” - Donald Trump

01.03.2025 03:26 — 👍 5275    🔁 1377    💬 307    📌 80
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F.B.I. Returns Materials Taken From Mar-a-Lago to Trump

Next: To Russia With Love, from Donald Trump

Vladimir Putin is watching and waiting for a very special delivery from Comrade Krasnov.

01.03.2025 02:08 — 👍 2282    🔁 1055    💬 241    📌 124

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