Jennuously

This is a color drawing of Piglet and Pooh, walking in the snow, between a small stand of trees and shrubs, on a cloudy, cool day. “Is he dead yet?” asked Piglet. “No,” said Pooh. “Fuck, said Piglet.

“Is he dead yet?” asked Piglet.
“No,” said Pooh.
“Fuck,” said Piglet.

a close up of a man 's face wearing a green shirt and looking at the camera . Alt: a close up of a man 's face wearing a green shirt and looking at the camera . Jared Leto in Requiem For A Dream.

I have poison ivy in the crux of my arm. It has become infected. 😩 All I can think about is that part of Requiem For A Dream….no, not that one 😳….the other one.

Kermit stares out rainy window.

Just stop fucking raining! Fuck!

I have been seeing a lot of videos with young women starting off a conversation on the first date by asking who he voted for…

Yes, girls. That’s how you do it. ❤️

Listen. I’m not saying it’s science but yesterday I buy a rain gauge and get 1.2 in of rain. Today 1.2 in of rain. One might say… research shows buying a rain gauge decreases the risk of drought. I’m just sayin…… 🤷🏻‍♀️

China would have to recover from laughing their asses off at our stupid nation to even form a plan 😑

Anyone suggesting we need to defend ourselves from an attack by China is a f*cking loon.

Cool! Thanks! I just went and blocked that loser account. They probably platform that Nancy Pelosi is doing a great job. 🤡🤡

Screen shot of a basic plastic rain gauge with a price of $5.97.

This high tech thing! 🤣🤣 10/10 recommend!

Today I am just-bought-my-first-rain-gauge-years-old. Came home, stuck that bitch in the yard and promptly earned 1.2 inches of rain! 💅🌱

Just dumped my rain gauge on the east side of Emporia…1.2 inches. Pea size hail at one point.

Yes! Thank god! Looks like it will be here tomorrow mid day sometime. Just in time to be total shit all weekend! 🙃

Listen. This bitch is real happy I don’t own a house and today’s reason is I don’t have to come up with $7k+ to replace my AC. It’s 82 degrees in my house right now. Thank god climate change is fake and 90 degrees in April is just some unexplained anomaly. 🤬

I’m so sorry. Cats are such a gift and their absence is a deep wound. 💔

a woman is talking to another woman in a hallway while holding her hands together and says `` growth '' . ALT: a woman is talking to another woman in a hallway while holding her hands together and says `` growth '' .

You know what replying back “ok” instead of “shut yo stupid ass up, you muthafuckin dumbass bitch!” is?

💯

PSA: if you let your 3 dogs outside at 7am and they bark incessantly and wildly and you do not go out and quit that shit, you suck and I’m judging you. Also, why can’t I live in the country I hate people. 😩

Today’s neighborhood chronicles: currently watching a person (professional) 4 stories in the air cut huge dead limbs from a tree. They are tied in with ropes. It’s windy and the tree is swaying. It is fascinating to observe. Whatever they are being paid is not enough because there is no way in hell!

House sparrows go completely silent and disappear from my yard whenever a hawk flies over. They don’t help the hawk.

I wish US voters were as smart as birds.

Photo of the dedication page of Ray Nayler’s 2025 novel Where the Axe Is Buried, which reads “For everyone who has lost a country”

Dedication page of the new Ray Nayler novel goes hard

Spent 2 days doing the most uninteresting and mundane shit in cleaning and organizing my garage. Things are now hanging and organized and everything is clean. The tumbling composter is together…65 screws with bolts!! 🤬 It is all beautiful and I’m so proud! 😊

It's wrong to send Americans to an overseas megaprison. It's wrong to send non-Americans to an oversea megaprison. It's wrong whether they committed a crime or not. It's wrong whether they have been sentenced for a crime or not. Cruel and unusual punishment is wrong. Concentration camps are wrong.

This entire image makes me shudder and have the ick. I’m working the bare fucking minimum to enjoy my life. Period.

I was already laughing (deliriously) at how minuscule mine is….no way I’m looking now.

Is this the secret to conquering my mental health struggles?!

Affordable ways to practice self-care 1) Abandon society. Why go to work when you can become friends with a raccoon?

This could fix me.

Good. He’s disgusting.

Anything to get out of living thru this hellscape.