@snarkmonkey.bsky.social
Common sensian, old-school nurse, lover of nature, art, weird stuff/people and dark humor. John Waters is my spirit animal. X-ing Out- trying to find my peeps
Poor Josh
27.06.2025 17:45 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0"A 401k is Great For Your Future"-Lies My Father Told Me. No amount of Revisionist history will make me forget the big crashes that cost over 40k-its just a scam to use our blue collar money to finance white collar crimes against the world...and I cant use it, or they take more of it. #moneyjail
25.06.2025 17:44 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I cant wait for him to actually have an MI. "Jesus, Tom. Will you stop it already? I wasn't funny before and it's still not now."
25.06.2025 17:22 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0But it's "the BEST brain cell there is!" Who has the best brain cell?! Who has it?! This good boy haz it! Yes he does! Lol
25.06.2025 17:19 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Saw two bags from different grocery stores rolling down the street together. If they can run away together, anyone can.
03.06.2025 11:34 โ ๐ 329 ๐ 122 ๐ฌ 8 ๐ 0What? I donโt need hearing aids. I need comprehension aids.
31.05.2025 22:25 โ ๐ 142 ๐ 52 ๐ฌ 8 ๐ 1Tired of looking at political posts? Me too. This popped up. I love this look. I wish men's clothing had more variety (what we found when I helped my brother shop for a new suit was boring).
22.05.2025 15:12 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0That is in fact what this administration has done.
14.05.2025 22:52 โ ๐ 36337 ๐ 9432 ๐ฌ 678 ๐ 284I worked as a jail nurse in Maricopa County when this Trump-loving megalomaniac was in office. He put his name on everything (Tyler Perry style) and even plastered himself on the side wall of the downtown jail. They all drink the same tonic.
14.05.2025 23:40 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Damnit George, weโre already there
14.04.2025 18:42 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0They'd dress like chavs?
06.04.2025 02:46 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Hell yes please
03.04.2025 02:16 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0In a world where you can be anyone you want to be, Bea Arthur.
28.03.2025 07:03 โ ๐ 24 ๐ 9 ๐ฌ 4 ๐ 1I WISH I could cancel all my trips to the US, but unfortunately I live here
19.03.2025 05:42 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Kara Shwisher at SXSW on what her son said to herโ
โWe should send old men to war, rather than young men. And then maybe theyโll stop.โ
Iโm going to write a cautionary tale. It centers on a middle-aged woman that should have known better (me). The title- โMarshmallows In My Pocket.โ
11.03.2025 18:34 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0My little dog passed and I kept up "Treats O'Clock" for the cat. I gave cat hers, put one down for her homie, like I usually would. Two days later, she still hasn't touched it- because it's not hers. Respect.
11.03.2025 02:03 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I would rather die trying to cross the river, which I usually did.
04.03.2025 18:50 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Insane Clown Posses don't fade away.
They just get into politics.
I concur. Oh yes, the crime of soliding your soul! The weirdness "some say" they feel may be the feeling of having watched a screen without subliminal messages.
18.02.2025 22:54 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Like we don't have enough racism here already
08.02.2025 23:26 โ ๐ 6 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0My now adult daughter still has PTSD from two Canadian geese we struggled to fight off when she was 4. That eagle is in trouble Lol
08.02.2025 23:24 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0They don't even care about ending TB here. in the "Great" US and A.
04.02.2025 00:03 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I am sick and tired of being sick and tired of this absolute fucking circus of ass clowns
31.01.2025 05:18 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0