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https://linktr.ee/Muffy (they/them/he) Late-discovering nonbinary, still trying to figure things out. Retired USAF, retired fire service, retired IT security geek. I guess Iโ€™m just tired.

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Yeh, they are (IMO) simply trying to cull the population.

10.02.2026 11:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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The Mark Kelly Case Is Bigger Than It Seems โ€” The Atlantic A decision against the senator could affect all military retirees.

โ€œFar more is at stake than the retirement benefits of one man.โ€

apple.news/AwBGZlCtFRzC...

09.02.2026 16:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Why Would Injecting Your Johnson With Paraffin Improve Your Ski Jump Performance? There are rumors that some Winter Olympics athletes have injected paraffin or hyaluronic acid in order to increase their size. But how does that help them ski jump?

Okee doke, this is now something you know. Scientifically speaking, of course.

Don't @ me.
www.iflscience.com/why-would-in...

09.02.2026 15:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Average IQ 160?

**CUMULATIVE** is maybe 160.

09.02.2026 11:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If true, way awesome, badass.

09.02.2026 11:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I was surprised to see UK, rather than Texas or Florida.

09.02.2026 10:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I love this!

09.02.2026 10:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Art didnโ€™t used to be considered dangerous; now it is.

Aside: kid rock isnโ€™t art.

09.02.2026 10:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Sometimes, the right name for something just appears, and itโ€™s beautiful and perfect and when you see it you know that nothing else will ever fit.

Klanchella.

09.02.2026 10:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I sure wouldnโ€™t want to go through life with this much hate and anger. How tf do people like this even find any joy in their lives at all?

09.02.2026 10:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I hear that Donald Trump wants Dulles International Airport named after him. OK . . .

08.02.2026 20:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2174    ๐Ÿ” 463    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 157    ๐Ÿ“Œ 28

This is a fuckton more accurate than what he posted.

08.02.2026 23:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™m not sure I see any substantive difference (said no MAGA ever, because they donโ€™t understand the word substantive).

08.02.2026 23:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Question 4 is absolutely crucial.

08.02.2026 15:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1851    ๐Ÿ” 452    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 112    ๐Ÿ“Œ 17

Lotta fat old guys telling Olympic athletes that they should be sent home. No one is stopping you from getting off your couches and training to take their spots. Until then, enjoy watching them exercise their free speech rights. Go team USA.

08.02.2026 20:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 13215    ๐Ÿ” 2401    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 273    ๐Ÿ“Œ 71
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Yup

08.02.2026 12:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I said on another site:

โ€œPondering how far I'd go down the GFY avenue, if back when I wore the blue was now.โ€

Iโ€™m thinking Iโ€™d at /least/ be willing to take an Article 15. Or even 16!

08.02.2026 00:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Trump unveils TrumpRx discounted drugs website U.S. President Donald Trump on Thursday unveiled TrumpRx.gov, a website meant to offer consumers access to discounted prescription medicines and a central pillar of his efforts to lower drug prices in...

Oh, boy! Another trumplethinskin scam-fest! Perfect timing as I start on Medicare!!
www.reuters.com/business/hea...

06.02.2026 13:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So about 5 ounces per person? Life-changing results, Dr. Oz!

06.02.2026 01:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2460    ๐Ÿ” 444    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 362    ๐Ÿ“Œ 64

Reminds me of my Cold War days in Berlin.

06.02.2026 11:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

YES!

06.02.2026 11:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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These things hurt to read. A lot. I try, but ... sometimes I just can't.

I'm sorry.

05.02.2026 21:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If I'm not mistaken, my beloved spouse would dearly love for the bodyguards to disappear, so that she might take her best shot at The Jason. I'd give her that one - she deserves it!

05.02.2026 21:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"Doctor" Oz can go fuck himself. How 'bout he gives up all the money he made because of Oprah to help pay down the national debt? Hmmm? You game, Oz boy? Let's see the money - show it to me!

05.02.2026 21:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Will the Texas Supreme Court Legalize Child Abuse? The idea that parents have a constitutional right to harm children is disturbing enough, but this case also highlights the real underlying issue with the โ€œparental rightsโ€ movement.

"Parental autonomy, it turned out, was conditional. It applied only when parentsโ€™ decisions are aligned with conservative ideology."

Anyone surprised? Child torture is just fine, but for the love of god, no puberty blockers - that's beyond the pale!
newrepublic.com/article/2059...

05.02.2026 19:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Can't verify this specific quote, but if you think it can't work this way, then you're pretty fucking dumb.

05.02.2026 16:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thanks, worm-in-kennedy. Moron.

05.02.2026 16:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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