Jokes are like sex.
Better when they're dry.
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Jokes are like sex.
Better when they're dry.
Reminds me of that time someone outside the Clapham Grand was convinced I was a policeman.
To be fair I was wearing body armour and an AK47.
They say that alcohol is the nectar of the gods.
But they are wrong.
It is zopiclone.
Plex can be so buggy sometimes, it's frustrating :(
31.08.2025 23:01 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Taking hydrocortisone as a preventative before physical stressors (hot/cold/pain/exertion, etc) seems to be the way to go instead of use it as a post event treatment.
Also when I got strong salt cravings last night, I should have listened to them. A sure sign that your adrenals aren't happy!
Knocked unconscious three times today for a total of 6 hours by secondary adrenal insufficiency. This is my first real trip where I've had to try and modify my medication dosing schedule to meet demand, so I don't think I did too badly up until today, but plenty of learning still to do.
31.08.2025 21:39 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Train tickets in the UK are so broken.
Southampton to Gatwick Airport: ยฃ14 - Travel time, 2 hours 20 minutes.
Southampton to Gatwick Airport: ยฃ35 - Travel time 2 hours 4 minutes.
Over twice the price to get there 16 minutes faster.
TIl that Cyberduck supports Google Drive! That'll make uploading 110GB of drone footage from today's Southampton Pride easier!
24.08.2025 23:46 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Well, due to some badness by me and royal mail, my brand new passport was delivered to someone that wasn't me.
Now having to send my old landlord to retrieve it from a third party who shouldn't have it.
Slow clap all round.
That's good to know. Thanks for sharing. I've definitely noticed that reports of people posting LGBTQ hate speech are being ignored or result in no action. I blame Trump for enabling all of this by asking companies to cut their DEI centres.
16.08.2025 12:05 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0If only there was only a really, painfully obvious way to fix all this.
www.theguardian.com/world/2025/a...
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Man Relaxing His Overwhelming Anxiety For Just A Moment Finally Gives Pack Of Coyotes The Opening They Need
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13.08.2025 21:00 โ ๐ 4289 ๐ 567 ๐ฌ 48 ๐ 51Unfortunately it's what my hundreds of contacts use. If I could move them to a different platform, I would, but unfortunately, I have little to no influence over other people.
14.08.2025 09:35 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Gooning to The Repair Shop.
12.08.2025 23:06 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I'm starting to think that Bluesky is the only platform that's safe enough for LGBTQ+ people... Or anyone who is a minority actually.
I'm fed up on Facebook failing to tackle bigotry and homophobia on a daily basis.
A good friend of mine passed away over the weekend. A bit shell shocked. If there was any day to hug your loved ones, let this be it.
11.08.2025 11:23 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0If you think a golden ballroom is more important than childhood cancer researchโฆ I have nothing left to say to you. Please unfollow me.
#pediatriccancer #cancermom
I just tried to google "DJI Resolve" instead of "Davinci Resolve" thereby telling you I probably need another coffee.
...or a better night's sleep.
"I am anti-life. The beast of judgment. The dark at the end of everything. The end of universes, gods, worlds... of everything. And what will you be then, Dreamlord?"
"I am Hope."
Imagine being so self hating as to do this. TERFs rolling back LGBTQ+ rights in the name of hatred.
www.bbc.com/news/article...
Who on earth put "laughter" in "manslaughter"??
16.07.2025 18:11 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0TIL you can get split AC systems for caravans and mobile homes
16.07.2025 17:03 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Nothing like a double NAT to really ruin your day. ๐
16.07.2025 16:03 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Do you follow @thebearnakedchef on Instagram?
Maybe it's time to drop him. He's a transphobic trump supporter.
Just sheer exhaustion but struggling to rest.
Checked into my hotel early and then burst into tears as soon as I lay down, just because I feel so sick and fatigued.
This stupid disease is destroying me.
Today is moving day, the company I hired to help clear my apartment of trash, pack and help move stuff into storage have been amazing, as have my num and sister in law.
But imagine feeling so tired and unwell that you are retching but can't actually vomit properly because you are too tired.