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Today's moment of zen;

Everyone is born with the ability to learn.

Not everyone chooses to do so.

You can tell they're gay because of the rainbow apple watch wallpaper. 😂😬

ya, if you're smart enough to understand it.

Another "talented" artist lost to the void (by "void" I mean being a grifter).

I, and I rarely swear, fucking hate mornings. I'm a night owl, to the point where it actually shows up on blood tests.
Where "normal" people have a cortisol peak in the mornings, mine peaks morning and night.

If you're interested in sleep science, Matthew Walker's Why We Sleep is life changing.

Prince Andrew has been reduced to working for Evri 😂😬

It seems weird to have to point out to a music producer that it's not "melodic house" if your track has lyrics beyond vocalisations.

Trump directs US government to prepare release of files on aliens and UFOs Trump says he will seek release of files on extraterrestrials,

Really clutching at straws... Anything... to distract from the Epstein files.

www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Oh no. 😂

Updating my CV. Does "Woke AF" go under soft skills or leadership?

I always knew Trump was illiterate.

He calls it "Board of Peace" but really he's "Bored Of Peace"

Haha that's awesome.

TIL the Snapdragon Elite ARM Processor running at 3Ghz, uses less power than Intel's 486 DX4, despite being 240 times faster.

I made a niche Skyrim joke on facebook and nobody liked it :(

I AM WASTED ON THESE PEOPLE 😂

I think I once heard a pretty sick remix of all the Windows sounds mashed into some drum and bass using Audacity...

The name Audacity was appropriate for this occasion 😂

After meeting Miss Venezuela and Miss America, Prince Andrew was initially looking forward to meeting Miss Conduct and Miss Appropriation for his birthday.

Thankyou! That's really helpful... Buuuut audacity? Hmm. 😬😂

Still it's good to know, thanks!

Also saw this evidence today. You're so right.

I zoomed in specifically to see what this was. I currently DJ a bit, and would like to dip my toes into music production at some point, so getting an idea for what everyone uses.

Sadly, I thought these were some wicked tattoos. Nice socks though. 😬😍

There's still no evidence that Trump can read or write.

Award for weirdest way to advertise your.... *checks notes* Hotel is with... *checks notes* weird potentially AI slop?

Exercising inside a sauna is extremely dangerous to your cardiovascular health. It can cause strokes and heart attacks.

I wish them well with their endeavours. 😬

As any Scandi would know, exercising inside a sauna is dangerous.

I believe you've photographed my mind.

It's not enough that I have 5 static cameras on my house. I think I want a PTZ so I can really be a very nosy neighbour. Especially for the one hot guy that walks past daily.

Oh, the grand old duke of york
He ██████████████████
He ██████████████████
And he ██████████████████

It's giving me BOBFOC 😬😂

This is my kinda jam.