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@cabe.shadowtek.uk

I'm why we can't have nice things. Fear. Confusion. Chaos. My work here is done. Only to be sold as part of a multipack. He/Him. Reskeets *ARE* endorsements. Quoteskeets "it depends".

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Latest posts by cabe.shadowtek.uk on Bluesky

Past-Gregg regularly leaves whacking great known, wide-scale problems for Future-Gregg.

Past-Gregg is a dick, but Future-Gregg almost certainly deserves it.

05.11.2025 20:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
05.11.2025 15:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7379    ๐Ÿ” 2502    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 63    ๐Ÿ“Œ 40

Spare a thought to gamers, who have to rationalise a real name with a government one so usually just give up.

05.11.2025 19:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Preview
a man in a gold robe stands in front of a wooden screen Alt: Goldmember, the eponymous character played by Mike Mayers in the Austin Powers Goldmember movie, stands in a garish gold-coloured room and exclaims "I Love Gold!" in a drawn out manner.
05.11.2025 19:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

We managed a stop in 2006 for some Advanced Warfighters (Ghost Recon).

05.11.2025 19:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And rob him of the pleasure?

But I do hope I get my own Lee Pace in The Fall moment.

04.11.2025 22:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

When literally stopped being literal* all bets were off for language.

*even Dickens did it, the terror!

04.11.2025 22:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Itโ€™s wrapped in paper.

04.11.2025 22:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Silas from the top rope with the Drop Pod!

04.11.2025 22:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thankfully actual intelligence allows for contextual understanding and reparsing.

But this is the internet, so I understand the desire to avoid a blood feud over pancakes and waffles. ๐Ÿ˜…

04.11.2025 22:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Quick whilst everyone is unsure of the time, sneak in and put their clocks forward an hour!

04.11.2025 21:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Those slutty little booty shorts, he knew what he was doing.

04.11.2025 21:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The โ€œlong rodโ€ is a Costco hotdog.

04.11.2025 21:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I should not have been taking a drink when I read that.

04.11.2025 21:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ooof :/

Iโ€™m sure there is some poor bastard at Rayban whoโ€™s goal was to build a scene-segmentor and natural language descriptor into a pair of sunglasses for blind people who is wailing in anguish.

04.11.2025 21:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The day people stopped using โ€™machine learningโ€™ to chase investor money was a dark day.

04.11.2025 21:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 30    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

If I needed away to launder a bunch of cash a second hand record shop would be the way to do it.

It explains his deadly proficiency with telephones.

04.11.2025 20:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My headcanon is that he retired and opened a record shop.

04.11.2025 20:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Chances are you did something to bring him there.

04.11.2025 20:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Have you voted in #OreCup R1M2 #Molybdenite vs #Tetrahedrite?

Vote: www.mineralcup.org/vote-results...
Results:

04.11.2025 12:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 17    ๐Ÿ” 9    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

*screeching modem noises*

04.11.2025 20:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

*Very large tape head clunk*

*E1M1 plays*

03.11.2025 20:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's a good job clocks are round, otherwise you have to do so much maths to swap to universal cartesian time.

03.11.2025 19:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Whatโ€™s it like in your head?

02.11.2025 22:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Next stop, the tent!

02.11.2025 21:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Honestly, if they had been sensible and not used 1:โˆš2 (โ‰ˆ1.414) rather than rounding to 1.5 we'd all have a much nicer time of it.

A4 would be 200x300 and no one can convince me that isn't nicer than 210x297 just because folding it in half preserves the ratio.

02.11.2025 18:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Lil gerblins!

02.11.2025 18:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I wanted a snack, I got a snack. It's not that deep :)

02.11.2025 13:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Whole lot of fun, prizes to be won?

02.11.2025 13:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Playtexโ„ข Cross Your Heartยฉ bras both lift and separate.

02.11.2025 12:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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