@captaindadpool.bsky.social
Content creator on TikTok. PA state rep for American Atheists, Army veteran, stay at home Dad, and professional opinion haver. https://beacons.ai/captaindadpool
SHABAM!
12.03.2025 16:05 — 👍 13 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
ALL RAISE FOR THE NATIONAL ANTHEM!
08.03.2025 14:13 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 090% of the address was about money, and heads up, they weren’t constantly cheering because it’s going to anyone outside of that room.
05.03.2025 14:06 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Heads up! Tonight, I will be returning to the debate stage, hosted by History Valley, to argue rather Jesus died or survived the crucifixion. If you're not doing anything tonight, come hangout with us!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=eT8e...
“In 2025 you don’t need to burn books. You purge government websites of terms you don’t like. You purge them of proof of the existence and relevance and contributions of the marginalized groups that your government is targeting.” -@ardenthistorian
26.02.2025 16:59 — 👍 25 🔁 6 💬 0 📌 2Dear Elon,
Here's what I did last week:
- Beat Elden Ring after only dying 1849 times.
- Cried in my car while eating an entire bag of Hot Cheetos
- Reassigned the gender of my cats.
- Ate my cats (I don't have a dog).
- A secret 3rd thing which may have affected my ability to count.
If you're looking for something to watch this morning, you should definitely check out The Atheist Morning Show. Rumor has it there is a special guest coming on. 😈https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xQu0ljQEfWY
24.02.2025 13:02 — 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0If I get a DOGE stimulus check, I'm going to use it to have condom dispensers installed in Chick-Fil-A bathrooms. #DARKWOKE
21.02.2025 22:48 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Breaking: The face eating Leopards have unanimously voted to remove all "Beware of face eating Leopards" signs and are prosecuting everyone who made them.
21.02.2025 01:45 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
The good news is now we get to be the ones who scream “he’s going to take our guns!” The bad news is we will be the ones who were right.
20.02.2025 00:03 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Trump is making the entire country and our lives ripe to be taken by Putin, and it’s very intentional.
17.02.2025 22:07 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
Just saying @petebuttigieg.bsky.social didn’t need to ask Twitter for advice when 0 planes fell out of the sky during his time in office.
17.02.2025 21:49 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Currently reading a book on the Native Americans perspective of the Christian god called God is Red. This was written in 1992. 🤣🤣🤣
13.02.2025 22:22 — 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 3 📌 0
The sales people who have been going door to door for the past few months have been needlessly aggressive, so my wife @rachelmaexo.bsky.social decided to match that energy. 🤣
11.02.2025 16:39 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Reflections and goodbyes. It’s been one hell of a journey. Cheers. #tiktokban
www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8FCb7V5/
Get in line Republicans. You wouldn’t want people to think you’re against democracy, would you?
18.12.2024 20:55 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Heads up gang! Tonight, I will be on History Valley to discuss the Historicity of Jesus, Marcion and the Formation of Paul's Epistles. Come hang out with us!
www.youtube.com/live/5CQF5_Z...
The only propaganda here is priming the beneficiaries of his policies to label anyone a “violent criminal” or “mentally ill” who becomes homeless as a result of them. *mic drop*
11.12.2024 17:43 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0The first caterpillar to become a butterfly must have been like, "YOOOOOOOO!!!"
11.12.2024 15:31 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0You’re going to tell me he 3D printed a gun capable of firing multiple rounds when I can’t even 2D print multiple pieces of paper without my printer jamming???
10.12.2024 02:00 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
My latest painting inspired by one of my favorite anime. IYKYK.
09.12.2024 02:02 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
It’s too easy.
06.12.2024 04:35 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Apparently my son Ryden is the kitty whisperer. 🤣
04.12.2024 23:22 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
New video! Do embarrassing details in the Gospels prove their reliability?
www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8NFW47o/
He pardoned 4 whole ass turkeys before pardoning his own son so maybe calm down about the “Biden crime family.” 😂
03.12.2024 16:08 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0God damnit I never have an original thought!
29.11.2024 20:34 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I swear it’s only a matter of time before they start saying it would be a good idea if Trump started taking everyone’s guns.
29.11.2024 20:34 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Raw milk should be called milk with pulp. That is all.
29.11.2024 17:58 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Darwin never discussed a “theory of macroevolution” in any of his works. That term was coined by a Russian entomologist roughly 50 years after Darwin’s death. So yeah, read harder.
28.11.2024 20:09 — 👍 12 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I need a "Live, Laugh, Love" style sign for my bathroom that says "Shit, Shower, Shave." I can't possibly be the first person to think of this.
28.11.2024 16:36 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
