Riley G

Shelves full of dvds

Presenting my dowry 💁‍♂️

‘Glares at the book-shaped present under the tree’

If this isn’t a book, someone’s getting coal next year.

You are so brave and quiet I forget you are suffering. Ernest Hemingway

This one hits too hard.

Have I read all the books I own? No. Will I continue to buy more while also re-reading my favs? Absolutely. I live in a lawless land. #booksky #books #reading

Please can you stop removing blurbs from the back of books and replacing them with praise quotes from people who’ve read it.

I choose books based on the story not because Josh Widdicombe or someone enjoyed it.

I want a Google Wrapped - tell me the stupidest things I searched this year.
“Where do they keep spare oxygen in submarines” “Carcinization for humans” “How fast can a hippo run” “Is the bean attached to the ground”

I’m confident that I could drink sea water if I had to. Like if I needed to, my body would just handle it. I’m not saying scientists are wrong but they don’t know me.

Amazon might deliver 'convenience', but it can’t replicate the magic of stepping into a quiet bookstore on a rainy day, where the scent of old pages mingles with fresh coffee and every shelf holds the promise of a new adventure waiting to be discovered.

I buy a book the same way I buy a bottle of wine: do I like the little picture on the front, do I like the little blurb on the back, and does it look like it’ll &#% me up for $12

Truth! 🤣

The main issue is, the criticism is often that they didn't like the direction a book took or they would have written it differently or make alternative story choices or the villain would have gotten a romantic arc or who knows what.

In those cases, the answer is: write your own story.

before coffee: I hate everything

after coffee: I hate everything but nervouser

Walk-in library

Me:

As a food writer I feel it's important to report that sometimes the solution to your problems is eating as much mac and cheese as physically possible

All the time :) #clubbing #sandwiches #humor

This!!!

Traumatized me as a kid. #horror #humor #spongebob

I'd love that!! Sounds awesome!

#humor #psychology #college #student

Give me all the smut books #booksky #bookmeme #romancebooks #smut #readingtime