The Clack

Is there a 911 for asking if your leftovers are still ok to eat?

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Mr. Yuk but it says "A.I. is poison! Reject cognitive offloading"

Mr. Yuk but it says "A.I. is poison! Reject cognitive offloading"

A pill bottle with most of the label ripped off. Overlayed text says "We are millennials! Hear us cheer!" and the part of the label that's not ripped off says "changes, sadness, depression, or fear."

"Broligarch Blitz!" Postcard 4-Pack — The Clack Tired of feeling stuck with platforms owned by oligarchs who ingratiated themselves with an authoritarian regime? Try Broligarch Blitz! - A fun new game for you and all of your acquaintances! How ma...

Now you can play along too!

Ciao, Vermoni! Come stai!

Hey babe what’s our ‘social security number’?

a young man in a plaid shirt is looking up at the sky . Alt: a young man in a plaid shirt is looking up at the sky and sighing deeply.

When the hold music abruptly stops and changes to a different song.

Google Pinky Promise Nullified By Other Fingers Crossed Behind Back

Wario Andretti

F1 car being chased by a blue shell with a speech bubble that says "I'm-a gonna win!"

Wario Andretti

The rear bumper of a Roomba with little bumper stickers like 'Proud Agoraphobe' 'I brake for "Error 22"' 'Even I think AI sucks' and the cool S shape

I made bumper stickers for my Roomba, and now you can buy them too:

www.itstheclack.com/goods/bumper...

The rear bumper of a Roomba with little bumper stickers like 'Proud Agoraphobe' 'I brake for "Error 22"' 'Even I think AI sucks' and the cool S shape

I made bumper stickers for my Roomba, and now you can buy them too:

www.itstheclack.com/goods/bumper...

Sometimes I imagine desperate peddlers of unnecessary technology (like crypto and AI) in previous centuries and it’s all basically some version of “I busted my ass harvesting this narwhal semen, so we better fucking find a way to sell people on it!”

LLMs are literal mansplain machines

My new conspiracy theory: Townie barbershops are intentionally infiltrated with police ephemera, pro-military propaganda, and stacks of gun magazines to get right-wing ideas in front of kids.

A game called Broligarch Blitz that looks like a bingo sheet. The subtitle says "How many accounts can you delete? How many services can you cancel?" In the 9x9 grid there is Amazon Prime, Spotify, Instagram, Facebook, Twitter/X, Disney+, ChatGPT, and Threads (5 are crossed out). Beneath that are instructions that say: - Cross out a box after canceling the corresponding subscription or deleting the associated account. - Play with friends and family & decide on a prize. - The first to ditch all 8 wins!

Finally getting these to the printers! Soon to be in the shop.

Today in a work meeting, an external client joined the Teams call with a separate AI note-taking bot without any heads up, and it started marketing itself in the chat. The future is so embarrassing.

Yogi Berra would have been UNSTOPPABLE on Twitter if it existed 50 years earlier.

Lightning struck my mailbox and turned all my letters into emails.

Avoiding people from high school at the grocery store:

a turkey vulture flying with a single tear coming out of its eye

Me: Holy shit, that's a huuuge hawk!
Me: ... waiiit never mind, it's just a turkey vulture.
Turkey Vulture:

A graph depicting an exponential upward trend of severity in Internet descriptions of humor (lol, rofl, lmfao, I’m dying, deceased…) over time ending in the projection of AI takeover and extinction

I made this as a joke a few years ago, but I still think there’s truth in it in terms of the death of internet and closing the generational loop on irony.

Kelvin gemstone looking sassy

When someone shows you a text exchange on their phone but you don’t know where to start reading, don’t have the context of the conversation, and don’t possess crucial intrapersonal knowledge of their relationship built up over decades culminating into that specific moment.

Kinda seems like the bubble is already bursting...

Secretary Kennedy @SecKennedy “@Hersheys just pledged to eliminate synthetic dyes from its candy by the end of 2027. I call on all other companies to follow their lead and help Make America Healthy Again.” Bloomberg Hershey to Remove Synthetic Dyes From its Snacks by End of 2027 June 30, 2025 | Kristina Peterson

Tens of thousands of Americans will have died (literally) from Medicaid cuts by the time Hersheys removes nontoxic synthetic dyes from their high-calorie, low-nutrition candies

A stack of pallets on the side of a road with a huge board on top forming a big jump

This shitty jump behind the auto shop filled me with so much joy.

The kids are still at it risking their front teeth for the simple thrill of weightlessness in a world that tries to drag us down.

The torch has been passed as another generation takes flight over the handlebars and into the future.

Instead of sending people to war, the draft should be for a non-stop procession of ordinary folks attempting the Robbie Knievel Grand Canyon jump on a 24/7 live television feed.

Exasperated man looking down at what is presumably a pool table, but it’s cropped out so you can’t tell for sure

A hand putting a plastic fish into one of those mechanical rotating fishing games

Rack. Them. AGAIN.