The Clack

Coexist bumper sticker, but it's all tech logos (Chrome, Open AI, Edge, X, Indeed, Shazam, Tesla)

Bumper sticker for the worst kind of guy you know

And thank you to @killthecomputer.com and @junlper.beer for the fine postmortem commentary!

Bar graph depicting approximate live viewership of the half time shows (Bad Bunny's NBC Broadcast, and Kid Rock's TPUSA Youtube stream, respectively). The Bad Bunny bar graph surpasses the 100 million viewer limit of the graph and has smashed through the title of the graph, throwing letters askew while the Kid Rock bar graph doesn't quite break the Puppy Bowl viewership threshold of ~6 million viewers. In the background in faint letters, it says "THE ONLY THING MORE POWERFUL THAN HATE IS LOVE"

The final Puppy Bowl viewership numbers are in, so I can confidently post this now:

A Kid Cuisine box, but instead it says Dad Cuisine featuring Pre-Nibbled Oat Bars, Crust Removed from Sandwich, Leftover Cereal Milk (Now with Random Floatie Bits!). The character on the box is riding a ferris wheel and saying "Dad will finish it!". Other parts of the box say "Don't let that go to waste!", "It's still good, I'll eat it.", and Room Temp - It's probably fine.

For all the dads out there.

It's because they were worried I'd make a worse version of this:

You ever have half a beer and stare into your cat's eyes to gain knowledge about the universe?

Hey Sam, it's next year now. Any of those novel insights yet?

It’s weird that you can’t sleep at your job but you can poop and pee there

You mean Posh Homme

Person: say, i am alive. Computer: I am alive. Person: oh my god.

Quilicura, Chile, one of the communities I wrote about in EMPIRE OF AI, has launched a brilliant initiative to inspire more responsible AI prompting. Today, don't use AI; ask the townspeople instead: quili.ai. So heartened to see this creative act of resistance.

Rage Against the Machine liner notes that has an Actions page with a bunch of organizations and links for political action

If you're a musician in 2026 and not using your platform to do something, well here are some RATM liner notes from 1999

They could start with making one functional mail client instead of two versions of a dysfunctional mail client.

I’ve had some friends in the past couple years say they don’t go out to protest because they don’t think it does anything, but the people of Minnesota have given us a solid example of how important it is to exercise that right persistently during a time when that right is threatened.

James Hetfield in sunglasses angrily pointing at the 4th wall

“They are minerals, Jesus Marie!”

The woman walking up to them with the folded flag is quite an image

It's real bad. My phone is suddenly so choppy

It's wild that they'll send any hypochondriac with internet access their medical test results days before the doctor calls to explain them.

I have a lot of favorites, but it's honestly hard to beat the spectacle of Waters performing The Wall... Godspeed You! Black Emperor at Harvard's Memorial Hall, Pile at the Cambridge Elks Lodge, Thom Yorke and Flying Lotus at the Wang Theater, ah, I can't choose

I think they meant internal bleating

aw man, he is one of the few things I miss about IG

Judah Friedlander worked the crowd at the Comedy Cellar in 2018 unlike anything I'd seen before

Email: Your CVS Photo Account Needs Attention.
Me: I assure you, it does not.

Men only want one thing and for some reason it’s rabidly tearing 6 to 8 paper towels out of the dispenser just to dry their hands in the public restroom??

Saving Private Ryan Blockbuster DVD in a glass card case at my cousin's wedding which everyone's saying I can't do

Why is everyone saying I can't return my Saving Private Ryan DVD rental at my cousin's wedding

It was intense, but moved on within a few days!

Ok, who wants to green-light this:

Old Habits - Two ex-nuns-turned-secret agents have to go back to the convent to resurrect an ancient conspiracy of Biblical proportions.

Has nobody made a horror movie where a killer shows up at a cabin after freezing New England rain, and the rest of it is just slow speed foot chase scenes where they're all trying not to fall, and by the end you realize the real killer was the black ice?