Incurablyromantic

I got you!!!!

a person is holding a pig in their hands with a hose attached to it . ALT: a person is holding a pig in their hands with a hose attached to it .

I NEED THAT OLD MANNNN

Saejima: Yeah, that was too long. Goin' that long without respondin', she mighta started wonderin' if you were dead or somethin'. Kaguya: Then how long can I wait before responding? Saejima: Hm... Maybe three minutes or so? Kaguya: What? That's waaay too short! How impatient a guy are you, Saejima-san? Saejima: I'm not talkin' about me. My partner says he wants an answer in three minutes.

Draayder (Apex Homosexual) 7:33 AM okay I FINALLY dug it up, the phrase Saejima uses is の相方 which is in fact partner and not kyoudai そらまあ3分くらいちゃうかえ？ それ超短すぎ冴島さんどんだけせっかちなの？ 俺がっちゅうか俺の相方がそんくらいで返せ言うてくるだけ Words - 1 found あいかた 相方 1. partner (esp. in manzai); companion Noun See also 漫才 Noun 2. partner for the niaht (e.g. at a brothel)

Thank u @draayder.bsky.social for digging up the bit of dialogue where Saejima tells a hostess Majima is his partner

A good ship for normal people

You’re not wrong but og Masaru was also a Stone Cold Fox.

Drawing of Makoto and Majima from Yakuza 0. They are drawn in a chibi style, running and holding hands.

Drawing of Makoto and Majima from Yakuza 0. They are drawn kissing.

#yakuza0 #yakuza
im a majimako warrior btw

#majimako :(

The energy I bring to social events: Ai is 💀 the planet and chat gpt is making you stupid

People love it

majimako #rgg

もんもん入れ忘れ再投稿逆バニーちゃん

Kiryu helps dominatrix Ayu practice her routine awkwardly in a public park while children on a swing set overhear.

Made this when I was absolutely all in on Yakuza 0. The dominatrix side story was so silly, dry, and awkward. I was convinced I was going to love this series. #Yakuza #LikeADragon #Kiryu #Art

joryu tum 🫶

A screenshot from Yakuza 5, in which Kiryu stumbles upon a couple having an argument. The woman is simply described as "Dominant and Disappointed" with the man described as "Submissive and Compliant"

A screenshot from Yakuza 5, in which Kiryu stumbles upon a couple having an argument. The woman is simply described as "Dominant and Disappointed" with the man described as "Submissive and Compliant"

Me: Domineering and Disappointed.

You: Submissive and Compliant.

Kazuma Kiryu: I guess relationships really do come in all varieties. I may not enjoy that type of relationship, but it's good that people can fulfil their weird desires, in a safe and comfortable way.

Illustration of gender-swapped Goro Majima and Kazuma Kiryu (Yakuza series) Majima leans back, balancing her baseball bat on her shoulders, and giving her signature maniacal glare to the viewer. Blood stains cover the bat, and splatters can be seen all over her torso. To the right of Majima, Kiryu glances to her left, with a cigarette balancing on her lips. She leans on one leg with a relaxed disposition, one hand in her pocket, and the other holding a zippo lighter, with wounds on each knuckle. Recreations of their snake and dragon tattoos fill the blank space behind them.

the feminine urge to draw genderswapped #Yakuza 🚬🩸 #龍が如く#art

Here's a version with the sfx and music removed :3c

Kiryu getting his guts rearranged.

#rgg Volume Warning: bsky's louder than my media player for some reason

thinking, not for the first time, about daigo becoming chairman and doing a depressed version of the hugh grant dance from love actually through tojo hq

I was gonna wait for this to be all the way done but I am in dire need of dopamine, so

Kiryu and Goromi posed like a classic Robert McGinnis pinup. Goromi's wearing her hot pink dress, halfway unzipped and pooling around her waist, naked back showing the hannya tattoo. She's kneeling and facing away, one hand on Kiryu's shoulder for support. Kiryu's ducking into the touch, cigarette in one hand, one of Goromi's high heels in the other.

winding down | kazumaji

Best thing I’ve ever seen. God bless.

Oh bluesky has video support now? Time to post my magnum opus.

🍆 Horny Jail 🍆

Matt Berry Shimano was suggested in Kamuro Shipping discord and now everyone has to see the worst thing I've ever made

Man what do you mean Majima didn’t remember who he was, who anyone was and he still went in search for the Heart of a Dragon.

I could not rest until I drew this into existence. #CarrieArt #fanart #pripara

My two interests colliding….