Adam Bojak

Yesterday/ Ultra Fantasy Ruby Red. Honestly, for something that was supposed to taste like grapefruit, it just kinda tasted like... nothing. Just generic fake sweetness. For grapefruit, I want to KNOW it's in there. 5/10, better than the peach, but not a worthwhile purchase.

And yes, we should never learn what he thought about a single subject, ever

Joanna Oldsom

And MY Jean Valjean

U1

If ChatGPT actually thought like an attorney, every answer would start with

"It depends"

So many perfect new profile pictures

How to choose only one

Lost a good month because I needed to clean the cart - twice in a row, it froze on me and I lost an hour+ of playtime and progress. Leave it to me to order the special screwdrivers, then open it up and learn it didn't need a new battery like my buddy thought, so then I bought the cleaner... IT LIVES

The true Crisis of Masculinity is how millions of men were never forced to grow the hell up

A movie that had its reputation ruined before it ever even came out because of the widely-reported budget issues. That movie whipped, just perfect 90's cinema

If you’re a basketball fan in any way it is your sacred duty to stomp the shit out of these assholes. At the game, during regulation.

Today: Ultra Peachy Keen. Hard pass - peach, as a flavor, does not belong inside this can (and really does not belong in many place, in general). 4/10, will not drink again.

I'm really, really sick of watching virtually every rainstorm this entire summer miss the West Side by about three city blocks. Please, we literally just watered our TREE today

Just a random guess: Trump will be the first President since JFK not to survive his term in office. Feel free to call me stupid later if I'm wrong

Yesterday: Ultra Blue Hawaiian. First one with no clear flavor (I'm sure it's in the vicinity of "blue raspberry," but that is also already completely fake). Gotta say, though, it was damn good, best one so far. 9/10, I will definitely work it into the future rotation

That's why you're the perfect person to join my ruthless fantasy league

Hey, there are still a few spots left in my new guillotine league - come join a bunch of Buffalo weirdos and have some fun (and get a good team, the open spots have high draft positions lol)

Yesterday: Ultra Strawberry Dreams. Strawberry can often be way too sweet, but this one hits the right notes. A solid 7/10, I should probably work it into the rotation more often.

Hello, I am a lawyer in a film. I am a smarmy prick who shows up at the perfect time to stop the good guy from getting my asshole client from admitting a crime, and I threaten the prosecution with constitutional violations. I'm presented as a jerk, even though I'm 1000% correct and just doing my job

ANDROSS'S enemy is MY enemy!

Everyone is a critic

The supercomputers that run "AI" use so much water for cooling that they are, quite literally, posing existential threats to humanity. If the widespread usage of this questionable technology is not severely curtailed - and QUICKLY - we will continue to blow past point after point of no return.

Oh I forgot to post the baseball cards of the striking workers they were handing out. Genius.

Senior year homecoming game & our CBs are getting TORCHED. We're down 21-3, and, at halftime, the D coordinator screams "DOES ANYONE ON THIS TEAM WANT TO PLAY CORNERBACK?" I raised my hand. "BOJAK, YOU'RE STARTING SECOND HALF." We came back and won, and most of the crowd left - including my parents.

No joke, this somehow gets funnier every time

"Ringo isn't even the best drummer in the Beatles"-ass ranking system

"I founded a tech startup that makes it 1000% more expensive for incarcerated people to have human contact with their loved ones" starter pack

Ugh, and I just went to the Tim's right there. Never making that mistake again

YO - I saw him one time before, where is he usually set up???