AXEL LYCAN

oh is this when he pretended someone put concrete in a milkshake?

yeah those times i end up having to close it as a courtesy to the rest of the people on the plane haha

This is exactly what I mean when I think of heaven/hell as metaphors for how the rest of the world views you after death.

This is the best news I've heard the entirety of 2025.

Yeah unless you're stuck looking only at the wing, I don't get why you wouldn't want to check out the unique viewpoint.

plants figured this shit out and we can't manage it. plants!

If you are a federal worker, there are several credit unions and other financial institutions that are offering zero interest loans during the government shutdown.

Please go to my website for more information: www.sanders.senate.gov/resources-fo...

Oh — new reporting on Pope Leo from El Paso Matters, citing footage they have of yesterday's meeting.

Sounds like the pope was even *more* forceful in urging U.S. bishops to speak out about immigration than first reported.

I mean, that's…not subtle. elpasomatters.org/2025/10/08/e...

wtf is anyone supposed to do in this scenario

Bondi senate hearing had a folder full of notes for attacking the senators

Bondi senate hearing had a folder full of notes for attacking the senators

Bondi senate hearing had a folder full of notes for attacking the senators

Bondi senate hearing had a folder full of notes for attacking the senators

Reuters photographer Jonathan Ernst noticed that Bondi flipped open a file during the Senate hearing and he zoomed in.

Inside were her crib notes for attacking the senators.

The GOP now practicing Cliff's Notes Fascism

In other words, under oath Bondi was purely a performance.

Day 6- Horse Bard

dang that's going back a bit

Heavy piece of solid beef

From the director of Shirobako!

cat clawed up my keyboard and pulled out the 2 key, and now I can't get it back in without it just staying stuck down, so that's fun
guess I have to be a lot harsher on her getting at the computer

"Look, the President clearly has some kind of dementia" should be how Democrats begin every single comment to reporters these days.

Everyone In Symphony Audience Has Finger Cocked Under Beer Can Tab For First Sign of Crescendo

It's also so well-animated.
I like how supportive so many of the characters are.

GOOD NEWS! Researchers have developed a new mRNA vaccine that has been shown to suppress abnormal blood vessel growth in the retina, offering hope to MILLIONS of patients with age-related vision loss. The vaccine triggered strong antibody responses that REDUCED retinal damage by UP TO 85%.

DARREN HARTMAN

Pete Hegseth is furiously screaming "I SAID NO FATTIES!"

MACROTOBER 25
#7 "Breaking News"

Reports of all over the city warn of a mean spirited, electrifying giant-
Oh no... It appears he has found the local football stadium!

#Macrotober25

axer outgrows an alice in wonderland costume filling a room as kami crawls out from underneath them. the reflection is shown in the mirror on the ceiling.

Alice costume

Gotta be careful around here in October, @nsfbui.bsky.social. There might be giant wolves in the city looking to get into trouble... like Lycanroc Alkali.

🎨 by @nsfbui.bsky.social

look who still fucking sucks

Your willingness to push yourself is admirable as hell.

The ceiling reflection is goddamn amazing work

I did not know this:

Both Bari and MattY quit their jobs and pretended they were fired so they could promote their substacks. Neither have ever been cancelled or interesting

Spike the bulldog rounds a corner wearing a pink helmet that says NO. Unbeknownst to him, Heathcliff is on the other side of the corner, wearing a pink helmet that says YES. Two birds watch the impending confrontation from a nearby tree, and one of them says "Hold on to your butt."

07 Oct 2025