@worldsbeststephen.bsky.social
That was all my tweets. And then I never Tweeted again because Elon Musk Ruined twitter.
Hello #bluesky
Aug 27th 2023:
I started saying bless you when people cough and oh boy is that controversial
May 31st 2023:
Twitter ads be like:
Is macaroni and cheese the new super food?
Most millennials say they eat mac & cheese on a semi-regular basis and a majority of millennials are still alive.
Could mac & cheese be the answer?
May 17th 2023:
Gotta use 3 different sources to check its Wednesday now
back in my day people made 30 second YouTube videos to tell us it was Wednesday and we loved it!
May 14th 2023:
:Hey I found this phone looking thing
Yea i think they use it for tabs at the bar
:Yea that's where i found it
Mar 21st 2023:
Today I'm embarking on a journey to eat a pear everyday until I figure out how to tell if pears are ripe. I expect this to the final phase of my life
Feb 8th 2023:
Sister principals
Like sister wives but principals
Is that anything?
Dec 2nd 2022:
Last night someone complimented my dog so i returned the favor and said I liked thier dog's coat but it wasn't a dog it was a child.
So anyway hopefully my glasses get here soon
Oct 25 2022:
My car is stuck in reverse I might be late to work tomorrow
Oct 7th 2022:
Fish will never experience soup
Oct 2nd 2022:
When you get older you start wearing glasses when you do important things like playing video games
Aug 5th 2022:
*scoffs*
I think you mean Moby Dick's monster
Jun 23rd 2022:
Sky law dictates if the pilot hasn't shown up 15 minutes after your flight was supposed to depart you're legally allowed to fly the plane
Jan 5th 2022:
Listen I am a SCIENTIST
I microwaved a plate for 6 MINUTES so I could keep TORTILLAS warm
The plate was HOT
I BURNED myself
That is SCIENCE
Apr 26th 2022:
Been listening to news stories all week about this twitter buyout and everyone is pronouncing his name wrong. Its pronounced Elon. Like Melon 🍈
#ElonMusk #ElonLikeMelon
Apr 3rd 2022:
630: it's beerfest!
830: I feel great!
1030: cause I'm mister brightside
QWEP: youtu.be/ZeI0PXj7LIw trumpet man taken too son 😢
Apr 1st 222:
I feel like I'd make a great old person but getting to old age fucking sucks
Mar 2nd 2022:
I would say my greatest strength is pouring too many red pepper flakes on spaghetti
Feb 2nd 2022:
Mind your p's and 2s today
2/2/2022
Jan 5th 2022:
Sometimes things that aren't vanilla pudding smell like vanilla pudding. It's very confusing
Dec 15th 2021:
I should just buy all coffee colored clothes
Dec 2nd 2021:
... what?
Dec 2nd 2021:
Covers, remixes and live versions of songs I already like do not count as recommendations, Spotify.
They're the "this meeting could have been an email" of recommendations.
Nov 25th 2021:
Must be nice being a flat earther with no hills to die on
Nov 11th 2021:
You will never sound as stupid as you do trying to explain NFTs
I wish I wasn't speaking from experience
Oct 24th 2021:
At least its pants time again
Oct 11th 2021:
You act like you've never seen a grown man wish ill upon a small child before
Oct 11th 2021:
Some people want to be alive all the time and it just blows mind
Oct 8th 2021:
Got to drop an "as per my earlier email" bomb today.
Better adrenaline high than skydiving
Oct 4th 2021:
What do you mean it's bad for me? It's home made its not allowed to be bad for me
