I am TICKLED by this.
09.02.2026 03:30 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@somecleverthing.bsky.social
I am TICKLED by this.
09.02.2026 03:30 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0the bushes were people π
09.02.2026 02:26 β π 12329 π 2328 π¬ 516 π 1118Google servers overloaded from angry queries like βPuerto Rico part of America trueβ
09.02.2026 01:30 β π 1420 π 135 π¬ 19 π 3The bad guys lost.
09.02.2026 03:23 β π 7 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Lmao that touchdown was ridiculous.
09.02.2026 03:08 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Me yelling no in one post then yes in another, 34 seconds apart.
Iβm going through it.
09.02.2026 02:49 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0FUCK YES
09.02.2026 02:48 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0NOOOOOOOOOOO
09.02.2026 02:47 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Thatβs some of the clunkiest writing Iβve read in some timeβ¦
09.02.2026 02:41 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The pee one really got to me. I hated it so much.
09.02.2026 02:39 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0GODDAMNIT
09.02.2026 02:35 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Me (watching Olympic figure skating): Holy shit, that was amazing
NBC Commentator: Thatβs terrible, he should go to jail for that
If they get shut out I will be over the moon.
09.02.2026 02:20 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0If he jinxed a shut out imma lose it.
09.02.2026 02:19 β π 1 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Collinsworth!!
SHUT UP.
I swear I donβt wanna, but every gd Budweiser commercial that airs during the Super Bowl makes me cry.
09.02.2026 02:09 β π 4 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0βItβs amazing how deep inside the hole he can get.β
Collinsworth. Do you HEAR yourself?
Lmao not an official taking a giant digger.
09.02.2026 00:32 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Better than Iβve been in a minute.
09.02.2026 00:22 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Iβm eating wings, fries, and Reeseβs Puffs cereal in the event you were interested in how Iβm doing.
09.02.2026 00:10 β π 10 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0βThe lady of liberty is headsβ¦ and this side is tailsβ made me laugh so hard.
08.02.2026 23:37 β π 6 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Gotta love Green Day for kicking off βAmericaβs Gameβ with American Idiot.
08.02.2026 23:10 β π 6 π 1 π¬ 0 π 030 minutes until kick-off. time to load up my cart with 2 weeks worth of groceries and get in the express lane
08.02.2026 23:03 β π 55 π 6 π¬ 2 π 0Say it out loud. It somehow gets even WORSE.
07.02.2026 08:19 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0It makes my brain itchy π€£
07.02.2026 08:18 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I read the sentence βfungi arenβt plants,β and even though I KNOW thatβs true, I donβt like it. I do not like that sentence one bit.
07.02.2026 07:58 β π 45 π 2 π¬ 7 π 0This had better not be hyperbole I will die on this hill.
07.02.2026 05:39 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0More expensive.
More expensive
Althoughβ¦
07.02.2026 05:38 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Home prices in Poygan Wisconsin (avg single family roughly $380,000)
Oh man. Nothing like that.
And that this is waterfront property, for the most part.
Honestly that was the tweet that made me so many friends on twitter, I have a soft spot in my heart for it.
07.02.2026 05:29 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0