@somecleverthing.bsky.social
I am TICKLED by this.
09.02.2026 03:30 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0the bushes were people 😂
09.02.2026 02:26 — 👍 12329 🔁 2328 💬 516 📌 1118Google servers overloaded from angry queries like “Puerto Rico part of America true”
09.02.2026 01:30 — 👍 1420 🔁 135 💬 19 📌 3The bad guys lost.
09.02.2026 03:23 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Lmao that touchdown was ridiculous.
09.02.2026 03:08 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Me yelling no in one post then yes in another, 34 seconds apart.
I’m going through it.
09.02.2026 02:49 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0FUCK YES
09.02.2026 02:48 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0NOOOOOOOOOOO
09.02.2026 02:47 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0That’s some of the clunkiest writing I’ve read in some time…
09.02.2026 02:41 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The pee one really got to me. I hated it so much.
09.02.2026 02:39 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0GODDAMNIT
09.02.2026 02:35 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Me (watching Olympic figure skating): Holy shit, that was amazing
NBC Commentator: That’s terrible, he should go to jail for that
If they get shut out I will be over the moon.
09.02.2026 02:20 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0If he jinxed a shut out imma lose it.
09.02.2026 02:19 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Collinsworth!!
SHUT UP.
I swear I don’t wanna, but every gd Budweiser commercial that airs during the Super Bowl makes me cry.
09.02.2026 02:09 — 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0“It’s amazing how deep inside the hole he can get.”
Collinsworth. Do you HEAR yourself?
Lmao not an official taking a giant digger.
09.02.2026 00:32 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Better than I’ve been in a minute.
09.02.2026 00:22 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I’m eating wings, fries, and Reese’s Puffs cereal in the event you were interested in how I’m doing.
09.02.2026 00:10 — 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0“The lady of liberty is heads… and this side is tails” made me laugh so hard.
08.02.2026 23:37 — 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Gotta love Green Day for kicking off “America’s Game” with American Idiot.
08.02.2026 23:10 — 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 030 minutes until kick-off. time to load up my cart with 2 weeks worth of groceries and get in the express lane
08.02.2026 23:03 — 👍 55 🔁 6 💬 2 📌 0Say it out loud. It somehow gets even WORSE.
07.02.2026 08:19 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It makes my brain itchy 🤣
07.02.2026 08:18 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I read the sentence “fungi aren’t plants,” and even though I KNOW that’s true, I don’t like it. I do not like that sentence one bit.
07.02.2026 07:58 — 👍 45 🔁 2 💬 7 📌 0This had better not be hyperbole I will die on this hill.
07.02.2026 05:39 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
More expensive.
More expensive
Although…
07.02.2026 05:38 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Home prices in Poygan Wisconsin (avg single family roughly $380,000)
Oh man. Nothing like that.
And that this is waterfront property, for the most part.
Honestly that was the tweet that made me so many friends on twitter, I have a soft spot in my heart for it.
07.02.2026 05:29 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
