Rowan

I just explained how our country is fucked to Lina and she's horrified, but hopeful they stop making shots a thing. She's too young to get why that's bad.

I have such a crush on Anthony Mackie and seeing him as a leading man was such a joy. I thoroughly enjoyed the new movie!

This just in...the intelligent part of America is fucked.

Where was this and can we go?

Older folx get so tickled when I tell them they look spiffy. Spiffy is my favorite compliment to give.

I'm drunk and at a Vegas variety show. Pretty sure they think I'm in a relationship with my bestie and her husband. Platonically, they aren't wrong.

Bout to act a plum fool in Vegas. No, I will not be quiet, no I will not be sober. I. Am. Acting. A. Fucking. Donkey.

I can't wait to finish these courses and get TF out of customer service. I don't have it in me to keep pretending to be nice.

Gravity always wins

Anyone else noticing a lot of bots following them? I can't think of any other reason these men I don't know keep following me. WHO ARE YOU, BOTS? FROM WHENCE DOTH THOU COME?

I love Ollie's! You can find great deals and good snacks!

Tripped over my own foot and almost whacked my head on the bathroom sink. How's your morning going?

That's valid, it's only found in Africa where it's pretty endangered. It's a shoebill stork. There are a couple in the US, and my dream is to see one!

You know I love birds!

Gonna start being more active here because I don't like the direction other social media are headed. So piffle to them.

Real quick, got no ackright, needed a place to be authentic and myself. Sometimes I'm funny.