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@dwarvenbackpack.bsky.social

Just your average Bi AnCom Xennial whose back hurts and is tired of living through historical events. Princess Toastina von Meezerbeans is the source of my Stockholm Syndrome Lord Kanin Gustafsson in the SCA

58 Followers  |  45 Following  |  35 Posts  |  Joined: 15.11.2024  |  1.6044

Latest posts by dwarvenbackpack.bsky.social on Bluesky


Okay... how do you arrest a sitting president, surrounded by armed bodyguards, wielding his own private army?

You think laws can stop the lawless, and you're all fucking morons. The only way he leaves the white house is in a body bag. Guaranteed.

01.04.2025 23:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh look, a Democrat begging for money to fight the fascists.

Do something besides begging.

31.03.2025 23:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You need to fight them now before there are no elections.

You fucking neoliberal pansies will sell us down the river and send us a donation email asking to buy a raft

20.03.2025 16:42 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The only language Fascists understand is violence.

Also, look at this cute ass cat.

19.03.2025 00:40 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I miss the days when politicians would beat each other with canes

Bring that back

18.03.2025 16:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a helmet is holding a gun in a dark room ALT: a man in a helmet is holding a gun in a dark room

This is a fucking coup.

You don't issue fascists court orders and expect them to obey.

This only ends in blood

18.03.2025 16:21 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Meme text: JUST FYI EVERYONE, IF YOU SEE A POST THAT SAYS IT LINKS TO LUIGI MANGIONE'S SEX TAPE DON'T CLICK ON IT!! THERE'S A VIRUS THAT PUTS EVERYTHING YOU TYPE IN CAPITAL LETTERS

Meme text: JUST FYI EVERYONE, IF YOU SEE A POST THAT SAYS IT LINKS TO LUIGI MANGIONE'S SEX TAPE DON'T CLICK ON IT!! THERE'S A VIRUS THAT PUTS EVERYTHING YOU TYPE IN CAPITAL LETTERS

06.03.2025 07:03 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

And arm yourself.

15.02.2025 19:58 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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One of our supporters shared this with usβ€”people are getting creative tonight!

14.02.2025 04:25 β€” πŸ‘ 83892    πŸ” 26000    πŸ’¬ 760    πŸ“Œ 899
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Happy Valentines, Young Skywalker

14.02.2025 18:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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All y'all are my valentines, now c'mere and lemme smooch your noggin

14.02.2025 18:04 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Her Royal Toastiness believes my lunch time is too late

13.02.2025 20:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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This is the flyer the KKK is distributing in Kentucky πŸ‘‡

www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...

23.01.2025 16:34 β€” πŸ‘ 4325    πŸ” 1825    πŸ’¬ 667    πŸ“Œ 268
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You know why I like Bluesky?

I won't get banned for posting this

24.01.2025 05:05 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Shout out mah boi Io for real for real

24.01.2025 04:36 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Lmaooooo

22.01.2025 00:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Xiaohongshu. Chinese version of Tiktok.

15.01.2025 03:20 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
β€œjesus: mom, where do babies come from? joseph: yeah mary, just where do babies come from?” followed by a picture of mary jesus and joseph

β€œjesus: mom, where do babies come from? joseph: yeah mary, just where do babies come from?” followed by a picture of mary jesus and joseph

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Billionaires waiting for Trump to take off his Depends

11.01.2025 18:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Mushu after 1 bottle of soju:

11.01.2025 18:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
A Perfect Circle - The Doomed [Official Video]
YouTube video by APerfectCircleVEVO A Perfect Circle - The Doomed [Official Video]

youtu.be/SDvfbvuJtS8?...

This song is dedicated to the next 4 years.

11.01.2025 07:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

THANK YOU, finally someone sees that shitbag for what he is

10.01.2025 17:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

This is also my emotional support dead guy along with Robin Williams

08.01.2025 14:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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