3ryn (she/her)

Why do we, as human beings, always want to be helpful? People offering free alternatives to getting out of the house and going to the bakery doesn't help at all when I just want to bitch about how expensive it is before I give in and go anyway.

Did he... Use a non-gendered pronoun?? He's doubly fucked.

But he has a concept of a plan!

We’re only two months in, & they’re cancelling research into pediatric brain cancer. They’re deporting US kids with brain cancer. They’re putting millions at risk of malaria, TB, & polio.

I for one will never forgive or forget those who said ‘it won’t be that bad’.

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I'll keep an eye on my DMs.

Impeachment does not remove a president from office on its own.

Horrifying quotes about rape by old white Republican men in Congress in the US. Text: "Rape is kinda like the weather. If it's inevitable, relax and enjoy it." -Clayton Williams (R-TX) "If it's a legitimate rape, the female body has ways to shut that thing down." -Todd Akin (R-MO) "Rape victims should make the best of a bad situation." -Rick Santorum (R-PA)

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I learned it from an old coworker who ate everything with chopsticks, including pizza.

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*sitting down* damn, Dictionary got hands

This is so cool. 🤘🏻

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I'm proud of you. :)

Yeah, fuck the Catholic church.

The baby oil mud slide? Or the difference between being a shitty human that doesn't know what consequences are, and just having silly fun with your bros?

Quick q: did he actually buy the Tesla? Does he actually intend to pay for it? Was it just given to him? Will it be paid for by US tax dollars? Inquiring minds and all that.

Infographic showing how to convert a drawing of a swastika to say 'Love Wins'.

Keep calling them out.

'Boys will be boys' is for shit like putting baby oil on the backyard slide with a mud puddle at the bottom, and making a happy, huge mess with their friends.

Blanche: I want that car, Dorothy. I will give you anything. Dorothy: Blanche, we have to tell Rose the truth. Blanche: I'll give you one of my sons. I have given this a lot of thought, Dorothy. I have had four kids, I have never had a Mercedes. What do you say? Which one do you want? Biff, Doug, Skippy? No, don't take Skippy, he's got asthma.

#GoldenGirls

Stop rubbing your qualified elected officials in our faces. 😥

Why did nobody tell me that Rocket Racoon absolutely FUCKS in a suit!?

I want a 1980s crime action flick with him RIGHT NOW.

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X engineers clocking in this morning

Kill the bird. Save the world.

My friend, you need to stop posting Twitter links. Nobody on this platform is going to look at them.

One year ago, I made this meme with my daughter in mind.

What could have been…
#BloodySunday

A massive story in Canada is that damn near the entire country is turning on national God Wayne Gretzky because he refuses to stand up for Canadian sovereignty due to his desire to keep getting invites to Mar A Lago. An entire country choosing dignity over star-f*cking. We could take a lesson.

That piggy! 🥰