Ben Abrahamse

of course not
it's sriracha

wish Thomas would hurry up with his so I can raise my kitchen table 6 inches

it's my go-to combo as well

I bet the American people would be pretty angry about that if the news ever bothered to tell them

ship money

You want to fix the ACA? Easy.

Strip Congress of their diamond public health plans and pay them the median American income: $41,400 a year.

No insider trading, no perks, and dock every vacation day after seven.

Watch how fast they fix healthcare then.

ICE is made up of men who have failed the human test and have nothing of value to offer this nation.

Adults with decency and options and possibilities don’t do this shit.

album cover for Sunny Day Real Estate, The Rising Tide

some albums just are from a certain time and place in your life

*thick french accent* Alors le rosbif have no class

cannot recommend "oh a wise-guy eh?" enough

like the Bellagio fountains except fire

did @theonion.com write this

That's fair. Berlin in 1934, maybe. I've got a reprint of Fodor's 1936 Europe travel guide. It says it's probably not a good plan for tourists--and with the Berlin Olympics, there were many--to badmouth the people in those funny uniforms. Uh-huh.

I do not know what a plethora is!

Frankenstein's monster comes back to kill all the people who call him just Frankenstein

feel like the word tyranny is underused. everyone knows how it feels

this time IT'S PERSONAL

Texas has 6.6 million registered Democrats. Are they "gnats" to be gotten rid of?

Every Republican in Congress needs to answer if they agree with the President that Democrats are "gnats" that need to be "gotten rid of." Put them on record

press is busy figuring out what words will make it seem the most normal

straight up genocidal language

if they really want to distinguish the brand from the US they should sell sandwiches "all dressed"

bugs fear frogs

"strongly worded rebuke"?

it's been too late since January 2024. as long as the same fucking wrong-ass, privileged people are running the Democratic party and the media there's no reason to think it will turn around

pst elected Dems he is literally telling them to kill you

Trump is using genocidal language in front of the armed forces and the media and establishment Democrats are going to give it a pass

on this or any social media my interest in drama about the platform itself and who runs it is absolute zero

how are we supposed to maintain an all volunteer military without any Democrats