jade-luna (she/her) 🏳️‍⚧️🦇

y’all ever truthfully respond to the “how’re you doing?” question, and instantly regret the lore dump that comes out of you?

what is even the point of voice training if a tiny bit of congestion is gonna ruin it all LOL

fighting the urge to get bangs and a split dye…

my ass is LOSING

the lioness tried to break the cycle and eat breakfast, but she fogor-

i don’t need more jeans
i don’t need more jeans
i don’t need more jeans
i don’t need more jeans
i don’t need more jeans
i don’t need more jeans
i don’t need more jeans
i don’t need more jeans
i don’t need more jeans
i don’t need more jeans

i’m gonna buy some jeans today i think

headline about SNAP Benefits being cut in November

drawing of $200 million White House ballroom

if you paid me I couldn't come up with a more perfectly crystallized "let them eat cake" moment

how i look rn while my boss thanks me for “always being locked in”

the lioness wishes she could game full-time and stream music reviews to her friends, the lioness does not wish to wither at her 9-5

*the crowd across the street stares and points at me* “grass toucher!!!”

i grab handfuls of grass and run as fast as i can, they’ll never catch me, i am the wind

*tap tap*

is this thing on?

Yes, this administration is dangerous and cruel, but they are also shockingly dim and incompetent.

Opportunities are everywhere.

Make everything as hard as possible. Resist every demand. Refuse entry without a warrant. Don’t take the buyout. Their problem solving skills are 📉

feelimg very gender today :o

just finished s2 of arcane and what the HELL, why did nobody warn me :’(

(everyone warned me)

manifesting positive career changes for us this year bestie, i think i kinda want to try my hand at cracking into the tech side of esports. we got this!!

JWondle - Twitch countess JJ the transfem vampire | just a clumsy girl | 25, they/them/she (˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶) 🏳️‍⚧️💛🩷🩵

1st stream in over a year! 8:30pm EST // playing some games: TBD (Ballionaire, Borderlands, or something else!) and catching up with everyone :3

hope to see you there twitch.tv/JWondle

post 5 pictures on ig, call that a pentagram

Wind Tempos

learned how to properly EQ my headphones and cried bc i just heard things in wind tempos that i've never heard before, i must have listened to this song at least 100 times and am still finding new things :') open.spotify.com/track/4GKSQD...

Nosferatu? I haven’t even seen NosferatONE yet!

craziest archetype of dude is the one who only has one piercing, and it’s on his peenits

external validation is a cup with a hole in the bottom, and it can never be filled.

it’s okay to not have “gotten your wish” yet, try to love the journey you’re on and know that it’s not over until you say it is 🤍

curse this wretched mortal coil!!!

i stayed home from work today, lmk hehe :3

let’s get in there together and fumigate those basements :)

have a happy monday friends :3

idk what came over me, but i downloaded it and have been playing here and there too ;-;

looks so good! getting my septum done soon, other nostril soon after, can't wait to wear those cute piercing chains across the front of my nose >:)

i fear i missed my true calling as a noblewoman who can frivolously spend her fortune as a patron of the arts (i wish i could buy more art and fun trinkets to support small artists/craftspeople)

bluesky is pretty coole because i can post and interact with people that i like, without having to worry about trolls and bots trying to make me feel terrible for existing

i like it!

the dopamine boost you get after eating a slice of penne alla vodka needs to be studied