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Who here can still afford coffee? Meat? Tropical fruit? Who still has health care? Who can afford gas?
And on our tax dollars they live like kings and queens, sneering at us, insulting and injuring us, padding their pockets. Hiding on military bases because they fear consequences. As they should.

Actually it's a tricky trail to follow, stick with me here:
Trump thinks that because the immigrants ate all the cats, the population of Greebles has increased exponentially. The Greebles are now dressing up,(6 per trenchcoat stacked) as people, voting illegally, using the name Bugsy Bugz. Whew. 😰

Legal fights over Trump attempt to deploy National Guard to Portland come to an end • Oregon Capital Chronicle The Trump administration is giving up its attempt to appeal the decision by a federal judge in Oregon that found the president violated the constitution when he tried to send National Guard troops to ...

Ongoing legal fights over President Donald Trump’s attempt to send hundreds of Oregon, California and Texas National Guard troops to Portland last fall over the objections of residents and state and local leaders will come to an end: oregoncapitalchronicle.com/briefs/legal...

A strange sketch of a dubious sun giving side eye, a tiny being riding a huge flying Rabbit Head craft through the skies, some people in parade, one on huge stilt legs and with some wings, the other pushing a sort of forward rolling wheel. None of it makes sense, it's delightful.

It reminded me of an image I had saved...one sec... digging...

I grasped the first part of that, the end part moved beyond me, but I appreciate it's deeper than it looks?

Douglas County, Oregon. My land is full of turkeys, so many turkeys. I even see a single white hen at times, with a flock of standards. 🦃🪶🦃🪶

a library with a sign on the wall that says ' secure checkout ' Alt: a library with a sign on the wall that says ' secure checkout '

What use is a home library full of books you've already read? Hmmm? Riddle me that.

Well! That was WONDERFUL!!! I just love it, and the video is top notch as well.
Thank you for this unexpected gift for my day! Thank you! 😁

Ok. I'm going in...

A cartoon space man stares ahead, his expression one of scandalized disbelief. He wears a gray space suit, and very magnifying goggles, his eyes are huge. You cannot see what he's staring at. His hair is short, his eyes hazel colored, his teeth are very white. Text reads: Nothing in my research could have prepared me for whatever THAT was

But that's possibly not true. Wearing that much money on your face is a statement, I guess, to a certain type of people.

We are, and it can take decades to pull free. It's not until you're old enough to have turned functionally invisible that you yourself can see clearly.
(Mostly)
I want to think there's a tiny internal voice in them that sees old pictures or looks in the mirror and knows that something's very wrong.

Ink Radio...I don't know what I want but it sounds something like if Seals & Crofts got together to record with The Indigo Girls, and everyone was in a fantastic mood that day...does anything like this exist? 🤔

I might posit that any woman willing to disfigure her own face in order to please a loathsome collection of total knobs had sadly little character there to begin with, nothing much to *be erased*.

Clutching my XBox 360 in my ancient arms, (cackling dementedly) and booting up Skyrim offline. I'm huntin' sweet rolls. 🫡 Antique tools suit my antique hands. 😁 My game has discs...

Thank you.

The Ninth House thrills with pride, and beams at you fondly through their sacred face paint. 💀☠️💀☠️

I would pay money to watch video of *that* chain of events, ending with split screen:
The pilot lands safely, disattaches himself and goes for beers with friends, his day thankfully done.
The plane crashes into a remote location, either with no survivors or with survivors promptly eaten by crabs.

YouTube video by The Late Show with Stephen Colbert Rep. James Talarico On Confronting Christian Nationalism, And Strange Days In The Texas Legislature

Currently at 719,000 views. I expect it to be in the millions by end of day.

Colbert’s forbidden/banned interview with Texas State Rep James Talarico.

youtu.be/oiTJ7Pz_59A

Thank you.

Red Bulls and Maxi-pads at the ready! This should go well. 🥺

No worries for you. They won't be high school students working part time, they'll be high school drop outs, working full time.

BREAKING NEWS: AG Rayfield announces court filing challenging excessive use of force by federal agents at Portland ICE facility

Today, AG Rayfield submitted arguments and evidence in support of a lawsuit brought by the ACLU of Oregon on behalf of protesters and journalists that challenges violations of the First Amendment and the use of excessive force by federal agents outside the Portland ICE building. The evidence shows that federal agents tear gassed peaceful protesters repeatedly during the weekend of January 31.

We are urging the court to issue a preliminary injunction against federal agents’ unlawful use of tear gas, pepper balls, and other crowd-control munitions. The district court will hold a three-day hearing on plaintiffs’ preliminary injunction motion, beginning on March 2.

BREAKING NEWS: We just submitted a court filing challenging excessive use of force by federal agents at Portland ICE facility. #orpol

I grew up pre-internet. I'm grateful daily for my phone with Internet, and *how to do things* videos which frequently save me, or articles that help me accomplish tasks. You simply didn't have that resource, back when the dinosaurs and I first roamed these hills. 🦕

Have you checked your place for Greebles???

Huddling together with lawyers to decide how to handle the inevitable report that this vile excuse for a man has just killed one of the kids still in the home. Being exposed is no doubt stressful for this knob, and SOMEONE MUST PAY! (Not him. Never him! Cancel kids allowance until he recoups 10K.)

Self-care can be very costly. For many Americans, healing procedures like therapeutic massage are an unobtainable luxury. Luckily, there is always "Hot Brain," which is where you lay on the ground directly in front a space heater until your head heats up

Thank you so much! I just started episode 1 for the first time, they're about to push the little brother into the pond, this is excellent!! Thanks again! 😊

A short note to Kristi Noem To a current Cabinet secretary from a former one

The New York Times reports that the Department of Homeland Security has sent Google, Meta, and other media corporations subpoenas for the names on accounts that criticize ICE enforcement. The department wants to identify Americans who oppose what it’s doing. I’ll save them time.