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@thehalfman.bsky.social

A bookworm.

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I'm honestly surprised you're not with Dark Horse or something because your work would fit right in there.

05.02.2026 05:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a woman is laying in a bed with her arms outstretched . Alt: a woman is nestling down in a fancy bed with her arms outstretched

There is something really magical about the fresh sheets and shaved legs combo. It feels so luxurious.

05.02.2026 05:33 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a blue and white plate topped with cupcakes covered in meringue Alt: a blue and white plate with toasted meringue thingies that hands reach into the frame to take off the plate

It looks like toasted meringue.

05.02.2026 03:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

one of my strongest beliefs is that we're in our situation right now bc some of the most prominent talking heads (e.g. joe rogan, andrew schulz) are learning about politics in their 40s and 50s, instead of their teens and early 20s, and we have to go along for the ride as they learn basic things

04.02.2026 22:10 β€” πŸ‘ 24194    πŸ” 3557    πŸ’¬ 684    πŸ“Œ 274

That looks marvelous.

05.02.2026 02:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He is such a pathetic little crybaby. They all are. Just go the fuck to therapy and leave the rest of the world alone. ffs

05.02.2026 02:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm pretty sure they understand and enjoy that.

05.02.2026 02:29 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a close up of a man wearing glasses and a suit making a sad face . Alt: Dwight Schrute from The Office burst into tears and says "Thank you"
05.02.2026 01:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Do you maybe have a leak somewhere? I got a lot of them when a pipe under the floor was leaking.

04.02.2026 21:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah, people need to follow up with that instead of moving on.

04.02.2026 19:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I Owe You an Apology. I Wasn't Really Familiar With Your Game | Know Your Meme I Owe You an Apology. I Wasn't Really Familiar With Your Game is an image macro of former basketball player Shaquille O'Neal captioned with the quote. Onli

Ah, it's sort of a reference to Shaquille O'Neal apologizing to his peer Christian Wood. It's a meme way to say you underestimated someone and they surprised you with their skill/strategy.

I Owe You an Apology. I Wasn't Really Familiar With Your Game | Know Your Meme share.google/QVhlRLi6cCln...

04.02.2026 19:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Isn't she talking about D.C. specifically? They aren't open carry, and you have to have an MPD permit to conceal carry, right? You can carry in your own home or business though. Then there are some gun-free zones too and those you can't bring anything into regardless, iirc.

04.02.2026 18:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They are gorgeous. They look great with your ring.

04.02.2026 18:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Stills from the video of the Fiji guy wearing random objects like he's on a catwalk (Walker, Woman, Some Metal Skirting(?)

Stills from the video of the Fiji guy wearing random objects like he's on a catwalk (Walker, Woman, Some Metal Skirting(?)

Fashion πŸ’…

04.02.2026 18:21 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a close up of a green object with the words " my bad " on it Alt: some sort of muppet plant saying "my bad"
04.02.2026 17:54 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

People always just go along with people like Trump but the best way to stamp that shit out is to be assertive.

04.02.2026 13:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Do you have a university nearby? Sometimes they can help identify things like that.

04.02.2026 13:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Get them a little heating pad to lounge on.

04.02.2026 12:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Huh

04.02.2026 03:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Do people not wash a load of laundry every day?

04.02.2026 03:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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No, hear ME out: Crowley would 100% wear Heelies.

04.02.2026 03:29 β€” πŸ‘ 42    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1
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two bald men are standing next to each other and the words now back in the closet where you belong Alt: one Ferengi tells another "Now back in the closet where you belong" and shoves him into a room with clothes hanging in it

Tee-hee, closet.

04.02.2026 03:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

And pollute the landfills?

04.02.2026 01:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They cast him and the kid well.

04.02.2026 00:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I love her. She is a straightforward person and knows her shit.

04.02.2026 00:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Well, if we didn't we could just throw them in a volcano...

04.02.2026 00:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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a ferret is curled up on a bed with its head on a pillow . Alt: a ferret (couldn't find a weasel) is curled up on a bed grooming and suddenly straightens up and turns around, looking offended

That's just rude to the rodents.

04.02.2026 00:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
round cross stitch that says "Be Kind (...of a Bitch)" with purple and pink flowers around it

round cross stitch that says "Be Kind (...of a Bitch)" with purple and pink flowers around it

They aren't Karen-y enough.
New message to Dems:

04.02.2026 00:07 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

These are just the sleaziest people.

04.02.2026 00:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Why are they so fixated on this? Like, the only time I've had to think about other people's junk was like if I was gonna go down on someone or try to potty train someone.

03.02.2026 20:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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