I'm honestly surprised you're not with Dark Horse or something because your work would fit right in there.
05.02.2026 05:57 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@thehalfman.bsky.social
A bookworm.
I'm honestly surprised you're not with Dark Horse or something because your work would fit right in there.
05.02.2026 05:57 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0There is something really magical about the fresh sheets and shaved legs combo. It feels so luxurious.
05.02.2026 05:33 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0one of my strongest beliefs is that we're in our situation right now bc some of the most prominent talking heads (e.g. joe rogan, andrew schulz) are learning about politics in their 40s and 50s, instead of their teens and early 20s, and we have to go along for the ride as they learn basic things
04.02.2026 22:10 β π 24194 π 3557 π¬ 684 π 274That looks marvelous.
05.02.2026 02:57 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0He is such a pathetic little crybaby. They all are. Just go the fuck to therapy and leave the rest of the world alone. ffs
05.02.2026 02:50 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I'm pretty sure they understand and enjoy that.
05.02.2026 02:29 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Do you maybe have a leak somewhere? I got a lot of them when a pipe under the floor was leaking.
04.02.2026 21:31 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Yeah, people need to follow up with that instead of moving on.
04.02.2026 19:57 β π 1 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Ah, it's sort of a reference to Shaquille O'Neal apologizing to his peer Christian Wood. It's a meme way to say you underestimated someone and they surprised you with their skill/strategy.
I Owe You an Apology. I Wasn't Really Familiar With Your Game | Know Your Meme share.google/QVhlRLi6cCln...
Isn't she talking about D.C. specifically? They aren't open carry, and you have to have an MPD permit to conceal carry, right? You can carry in your own home or business though. Then there are some gun-free zones too and those you can't bring anything into regardless, iirc.
04.02.2026 18:39 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0They are gorgeous. They look great with your ring.
04.02.2026 18:28 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Stills from the video of the Fiji guy wearing random objects like he's on a catwalk (Walker, Woman, Some Metal Skirting(?)
Fashion π
04.02.2026 18:21 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0People always just go along with people like Trump but the best way to stamp that shit out is to be assertive.
04.02.2026 13:22 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Do you have a university nearby? Sometimes they can help identify things like that.
04.02.2026 13:06 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Get them a little heating pad to lounge on.
04.02.2026 12:53 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Huh
04.02.2026 03:46 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Do people not wash a load of laundry every day?
04.02.2026 03:42 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0No, hear ME out: Crowley would 100% wear Heelies.
04.02.2026 03:29 β π 42 π 10 π¬ 2 π 1And pollute the landfills?
04.02.2026 01:49 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0They cast him and the kid well.
04.02.2026 00:25 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I love her. She is a straightforward person and knows her shit.
04.02.2026 00:23 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Well, if we didn't we could just throw them in a volcano...
04.02.2026 00:14 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0round cross stitch that says "Be Kind (...of a Bitch)" with purple and pink flowers around it
They aren't Karen-y enough.
New message to Dems:
These are just the sleaziest people.
04.02.2026 00:03 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Why are they so fixated on this? Like, the only time I've had to think about other people's junk was like if I was gonna go down on someone or try to potty train someone.
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