Mtndooop

I'm missing little caesars like a mother waiting for their honeybun to come back from college 😢

Just wait until I get a real disposable income, you guys will be astonished by my financial decisions 🛌🏼 (sweets and supplies)

Me in my 90's when the only thing I can remember is numpad notation and how to play the bongos

The food here kinda sucks but I know that my mother would hate for me to waste food 💔

How it feels going on ranked play after a long day

I need more of these

I am a hack

This is the right platform right?

Deez nuts

If you eat at Arby's you deserve to be hung from the gallows

It's really hard being a idiot for free

I know that aliens would actually hate us so much

The absolute pinnacle of culinary excellence is determined by a white tire devil and his lackeys. I don't know how to feel about that

Don't worry service workers, I always have a tip for you.

I wonder if God loves me, or he's just so disgusted that he leaves me be

I can't let my child drink breast milk, that mf will only get formula. That milk is for me and me alone

I've already been lost to the void, I curse you all with male pattern baldness

Shhhhhhhh

I can't wait to go home and eat actual food instead of slop

Plain noodles and boiled chicken for lunch! 😋