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I escape with board games. Can’t think about other things while I’m focused on strategy.

Reforming ICE is like taking Tylenol for cancer.

Abolish. Eliminate. Prosecute.

‪I feel like our goal right now should be bullying people so hard for using AI chatbots, that the chatbots themselves start bullying them because they've been fattened on our bullying-rich posts.

And that is why I call myself a writer. I can come up with a c word for groin to play off the word game you started.

“Pounded in the butt by an infinite stream of Jason Bateman’s” coming to bookshelves near you soon.

CSI: Crotch Seen Investigation

Hilariously I misread this as saying CSI instead of cis. Which I feel still works for your point.

1984 was not meant to be an instruction manual! It was a warning!

If you don't support everyone having healthcare, you need to explain why you think it's okay for people to suffer from treatable illnesses. If pain makes you happy, honey, you need to keep that in the bedroom with a willing partner and a safe word. It doesn't belong in politics.

So glad this is in my feed. It is a small joy in a shitty world to get cute bunny pics.

The average SNAP benefit per month is $177 a person.

The average ACA benefit per month is up to $550 a person.

People want us to hold the line for a reason. This is not a matter of appealing to a base. It’s about people’s lives.

And working people want leaders whose word means something to them.

Never mind, just scrolled down and saw the cowards are opening up the government and giving up on the things they were fighting for. Right after they just got a massive stick to beat republicans with about the way the off year elections went.

Yes. Curious what specifically they did recently to cause this reaction because there is never any shortage of reasons.

A fantasy tavern scene: four adventurers and a wizard sit around a table examining a large green gelatinous blob with coins and bones floating inside it. The busty tavern waitress leans in and says, “Nah, if it was a gelatinous cube, it would have corners… and NOBODY would want to touch it!” The caption below reads: “Indeed, the adventurers had captured the equally dangerous gelatinous boob.”

The adventuring party thought they’d bagged a gelatinous cube… but they were in for a very different kind of encounter.

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I just wear pants year round. Sometimes a kilt.

Except the youngest is 18 and legally an adult and the oldest are in their 30s or 40s and should know better.

They are not dumb kids. They are people old enough to hold public office. And Vance chooses to defend them because he is exactly the type to be in that group person.

Hired to write fiction/dialogue.

I would be surprised and happy, but also suspicious. What’s the pay? Benefits? Required output? Can I afford to take the chance on this offer? What kind of story are they looking for?

Kittens and bunnies are still adorable and continue to exist.

Thank you for being in my feed. The world is awful, but at least I get the cleansing images of adorable little bunnies to help me deal with it.

Keep up the wonderful work.

A brown lop-eared bunny nibbles on a celery stick held by a person with purple nail polish.

27 years means that it was within my lifetime. The people that did this and those that supported it are likely still alive.

In fact, it is very likely a number of people that supported this event happening are currently in office. Be careful out there folks. Times are dangerous.

I know it's too much to hope for in the current American mood that's anti-artist, but wouldn't this be nice?

Even if you do notice it right away, it may be after you posted and last I checked, there is still no edit button.

That’s fine. Put him on the $-5 coin. A coin that makes you poorer for owning it because that is what he has done to this country.

Same. Not expecting it, but hoping for it.

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Briefly ignoring the horrors involved... what would be a low quality 24k gold? 24k gold is 100% pure gold. It is just gold. How do you have a low or high quality version of an elementary pure metal?

I mean, I know he is an idiot, but I would think he would know something about something he likes.

D has such amazing variety.

G is my secondary pick, but D all the way.

Charlie Kirk didn't go to college and look where he is now!

Six feet down with a lot of people saying he shouldn't get any empathy because he refused to give any to shooting victims.

Not to be "horny on main," but more women in porn need to dress like this.