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Standing allows your diapers to leak.

It took less than 1 minute for Kristi Noem to start with the BS lying. LA would most certainly not have 'burned to the ground' had ICE and the National Guard not shown up to protect it. #propaganda #distortion #demagoguery #KristiNoem

And for the remainder thus far, the Giants have been unwatchable.

Why, Marco? Exactly why is it that BOTH sides need to be prepared to give something up?

Name something that you thought was fancy when you were a kid but turned out to not be very fancy.

Here are mine 🤣

$20 to whizz on this man's grave would do it as well.

watch video

SFGiants 🤖

Have you ever seen a walk-off inside-the-park home run? NOW YOU HAVE.

Yeah, but a death penalty conviction just assures you'll deal with the case and the lawyers for 30+ years so what's the real difference?

I feel empathy for the families of the Kohberger murders in ID and understand their 'death penalty' desires. That said, the decision to plea the case isn't about securing justice for the families, it's about securing justice for society. #Kohberger #IDmurders #deathpenalty

Is it me, or is Marco Rubio still a punk?

Here, JD...

True, but she HAS to know that there are just some things too nasty to put in your mouth.

Push up daisies.

It's not LAW enforcement if you have to do it with a mask over your face, no uniform, and no presentation of an appropriate Identification badge.

What's the over/under on the number of days before an Executive pardon?

I love the fact that my net worth dropped more today than two years' income in the late 90's. 😡

Please keep avoiding us. Those of us who are disgusted with this jackoff will come to you and spend cash willingly. How do we bring our WA license plates to Vancouver and let you know we're on your side?

Let's get #incompetentboob trending....

The term "incompetent boob" comes to mind....

Somewhere North of 22 a day.

Glad #USPS will be gutted so oligarchy can privatize. I'll likely still be waiting for the package after waiting at the house ALL DAMN DAY merely to sign for a couple of bottles of (American) wine. Such a pleasant experience. #FedEx and #UPS are equally guilty of this crap. Yeah, privatization!

With so much raw meat for the base, I sure hope we can keep the food supply MAGAT-free after this #SOTU

Lie and deny.

15 mi utrs late to the entire nation. If it wasn't a last-minute diaper change then that is SO disrespectful! #respect #poopiepants

"It's almost impossible to believe he exists.
It's as if you took everything that was bad about America, scraped it off the floor, put it in an old hot dog skin & taught it to make noises with its mouth"

#PRESIDEMENTIA

My flag stayed inside today. Sorry, folks, but no. Just no....

Anyone who argues Bonds should not be a HOFer denies the validity of the Hall itself. You can argue, to some extent, that he might not have ever become the Home Run leader statistically, but not a HOFer-- get real!

With respect to the re-development opportunities in Gaza, Atlantic City would like a word....