Thule Taaffe

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EXCITING NEWS: The government shutdown will not prevent me from having my first author event! 📕
#books
#HilariousBooks
#TaxDollars

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Getting vaccinated 💉 is like reading my books📕 — Even if it’s not mandatory, most scientists still believe it’s a good idea.
#Books
#Science

My great-great-great-grandfather, James Kearney Taaffe was born on this day in 1830.
He hated tariffs, but he would’ve freaking loved my books.
#GroovyBooks

ATTENTION:
I disagreed with my marketing team’s “statistics” about my recent book sales. 📕 So, they have all been fired.
#truth
#RealNumbers
#books

Time to get ready for football season.
🏈
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#booksky

Yum. Thanks.

HELP— I’m looking to ingest more microplastics and would appreciate any advice.
#GoodHealth
#Lifestyle
#Science

Time to get ready for football season.
🏈
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With the release of my third book,📕I’d like to thank my literary team:

💥 Author— me
💥 Editor— me
💥 Agent— me
💥 Exec. Asst— me
💥 Marketing— N/A
💥 Research— me
💥 Legal— me

🙏 Thanks to all of you heroes.

Thule’s newest book is now available at PurpleHullPress.com

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My social media posts are like my novels. 📕📕 Incredibly clever, yet lightly read.
#Authors
#BannedBooks
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Let me get this straight, the US govt is rewarding Syria and punishing Harvard?
#Yikes
#Whoa

I’m wondering if the guy who won the Pope election promised to lower egg prices, impose tariffs and get rid of immigrants.

If you take a couple of hours to read my books, you’ll be just as dismayed as I am that they did not win Pulitzer Prizes.

I’m betting on the Kentucky Derby today; but if I don’t win, it’s because of Biden.
#thanksBiden

My book sales are going OK, but they’d be going great if it weren’t for Biden.
#thanksBiden

ATTENTION: Anyone who buys a $500,000 membership in my new club can have one of my books for free.

WARNING: My books contain rapid sequences of satire and sarcasm and may be distracting to sensitive readers.

I’m depressed by all the greed in government 💰, so I’m going to focus more on something that’s not influenced by money — college football! 🏈

I don’t think autism is preventable, but ignorance is.

Lawyers who advance patently unconstitutional positions in courts of law should be sanctioned or dis-barred.
#lawyers

I’m considering withholding billions of dollars from Harvard unless they start saying good things about my books.
#books
#billions

I got side-tracked watching the market crash and never found out if Trump won his golf match. ⛳️ Can someone let me know?

For me, the hardest part about writing hilarious political satires is the dedication page; but for my upcoming 📕 it’s easy— I’m dedicating it to the people of the Heard & McDonald Islands. 🐧 Those folks deserve some good news.
#books
#tarrific
@heardislandgov.bsky.social
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📕 SALES NEWS:
The # of 📕 📕 I’ve sold is now officially HIGHER than the # of moons around Saturn; but is still LOWER than the # of Americans with measles.
#funnybooks
#books
#Vax&Read
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💙. Word.

If I wanted to slap a tariff on @heardislandgov.bsky.social I would at least announce it in a national security chat group so it would stay secret.

YIKES! 😬 I’m worried that the trump tariff on Heard and McDonald Islands may prevent your populace from reading my awesome books 📕
Also, can I apply for a job with your government?

My characters would revolt if they appeared anywhere other than regular books.